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By suosi - 26/07/2015 17:55 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML

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By Matthew - 10/03/2021 00:30

Today, I awoke with a swollen, painful testicle. I called the ambulance and went to the hospital. After they'd done an ultrasound, it's a bad infection. My nurse was someone I used to know and had a major crush on. She's responsible for checking my testicle every 20 minutes when she checks my heart rate. FML

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By neveragain - 12/02/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Byfleet

Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 07:51 - United States - Rochester

Today, the man that I have a crush on finally touched me. This would have been great, if not for the fact that it was to roll me on my side while I was having a seizure. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 06:00

Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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By Rrae - 25/02/2019 02:00

Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML

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By My Body Hates me - 30/07/2020 05:01

Today, I was diagnosed with a severe bladder infection that has left me in excruciating pain. A month ago, I had an ovarian cyst rupture. A few weeks before that, I badly sprained my elbow. Before that, I had the flu. I think my body is mutinying one organ system at a time. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:03 - United States - Demorest

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML

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By fionna_fiamma - 12/12/2015 13:33 - Slovenia - Maribor

Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML

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By Poopsie - 13/08/2018 06:00

Today, I went to the ER due to intense headaches. My partner was unable to go with me so he called his father to drive me. My father-in-law now knows that every time I orgasm my head feels like it will explode. He also knows that it happened 4 times last week. FML

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RedRelish 9

Monday 27 July 2015 5:02

So blue balls?

AddictGamer 16

Monday 27 July 2015 5:04

She must've think you've gone nuts! In a serious note, hope she understands OP.

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worldclassrager 39

Monday 27 July 2015 9:35

Did intimacy have anything to do with this?

Jinxedluv 7

Tuesday 28 July 2015 9:53

Nope he tried I told him no

Lacalema 21

Monday 27 July 2015 11:41

Awwwww. He loves her. Super hard.

lostinareverie 21

Monday 27 July 2015 13:06

Hopefully it wasn't testicular torsion, that'd hurt like hell.

KociaQ 30

Monday 27 July 2015 13:33

Now that's crushin' hard...

NightKat 25

Monday 27 July 2015 13:37

Well I'm going to assume that your hospital trip made her want to see you again out of concern for you. Sorry for your pain though. Hopefully they didn't have to remove it.

MsFit 17

Monday 27 July 2015 14:03

Situations like this make me glad to be a woman. I would rather deal with periods and pregnancy/childbirth than painful balls and unfortunately timed boners.

saymynamess 19

Monday 27 July 2015 14:52

Did she eat them?

Mintaka_fml 11

Monday 27 July 2015 14:52

Sorry you were crushed by your crush.

NOXUS125 11

Monday 27 July 2015 15:53

did you try to hug her while she was sitting down? ive been hit in the balls doing that, though not as severly damaged as yours. hope you get better OP