By suosi - 26/07/2015 17:55 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML
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AddictGamer 16

She must've think you've gone nuts! In a serious note, hope she understands OP.

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ThePaperDragon 31

What could possibly have gone wrong in so little time? I hope all ends well!

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MrConcise 34

She showed up at his door to kick him at the nuts for stalking her over the past few months.

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ThePaperDragon 31

That honestly makes a great deal of sense!

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ThatHorse 15

He made a move and she kicked him in the balls so hard he had to go to the ER? That's about all I see happening unless he was already ignoring the pain of something else going wrong with his testicles and it suddenly got too bad to ignore.

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sturschaedel 27

She gave him a ******* and squeezed his balls until one ruptured.

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semitoundboss 4

Sounds like he had it so bad his balls literally turned blue.

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bahamit 18

Sounds like those blue balls officially reached critical condition to me

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4WheelBurnout 14

I feel like a follow up is needed from OP

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wobbly1 16

Worst case of blue balls ever. He should have remembered the movie There's something about Mary and taken matters in his own hands first.

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Bookworm96 15

What the hell happened..? Considering I've had the ovary version of that, I feel your pain! Hope you feel better OP!

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alitairi 18

Pretty sure he got kicked in the nuts

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Jinxedluv 7

amen, he's fine on a serous note though.

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just1n12 18

Follow up on why you had testicular pains.

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suosi 21

I should go ask my ex for that answer

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Jinxedluv 7

hospital didn't tell him anything...I have an aunt named sue!

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JustinJK 21

Aw. that's got to be pretty embarrassing. hopefully you feel better and you two can laugh it off.

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nutella4life 14

what did she kick u? I hope you're okay.

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20bricks 28

I'm guessing when they said love hurts, they meant it very literally.

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MDoremis 38

Yikes! Not the best first (romantic) impression. Hope you're okay, though!

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AddictGamer 16

She must've think you've gone nuts! In a serious note, hope she understands OP.

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