Sure you are. I'm willing to bet you're a 55 year old guy sitting in front of his PC with a bucket of chicken wings and warm Busch beer, all while naked. BTW, I'm a nipple model.

Prancing around half naked in skimpy underwear isn't exactly the greatest profession to stand on a pedestal and look down on others.

Models are classy. You're confusing them with **** stars or prostitutes.

Haha actually I was conceding the fact that it wasn't the most "lady-like" of professions while simultaneously "looking down from my pedestal". Also... I never prance in skimpy underwear. That's undignified ;) LOL But really, I think you missed the point entirely.... Which, I think is kind of sad. This... (can it even be called this?) profession... is up there with "*****-like" and I was saying "Even *I* am not skanky enough to do that" A lot of self deprecation there, and humility on my part. I know exactly what my chosen job makes me look like, but I also know that my true-life actions are nothing like OP's. That's all :D

Boners-Your description was so detailed that I'm kind of worried that you'd probably RATHER that I be that naked 55 year old man. Though if I *was* (Wink wink), it wouldn't be chicken wings in the bucket, it'd be drumsticks. Sooo.... how much are we talking about betting here? Hahaha

You are a lingerie model for Christ's sake? Do you work for Jesus's Secret?

#56, No... it's a charity function. You see... Jesus has cancer. So I model in underwear to raise funds and awareness. You know... For Christ's sake....

I only gamble with my life. If anyone believes this guy, I have a bridge for sale.

Awww damn :( Hell, I'll take that too. Pistols at dawn then?

Oh! You are a model for Saints and Taints or Martyrs and Garters? Those are both nice fund raising modeling agencies.

#62 Oh no, nothing so well renowned as that! It's an up-and-coming agency that mixes ambiguous promiscuities (Yay! I made up a word, according to my spell-check) It's called Virgin Mary, Au Contrairie

Well, I apologize that you think your assumption that I didn't understand your point is sad, but rest assured the point was conveyed. I don't know if you're trying to convince yourself otherwise, but I find it hard to conceive someone in a dignified stance with cameras all around snapping photos of them while half naked in suggestive undergarments and usually a dumb smile to arouse the men. But of course the FML weeaboos on their iPhone must rush to the defense of their poor half naked model and thumb me down for the blasphemy of criticizing you and questioning your dignity as a sexual underwear advertiser.

I model for the creep outside my window every night (': Its almost like charity.

I think you could take em Squishii Aim for the knee caps. He'll have to live with Skyrim references for the rest of his life

#69- Again, it seems, my point was lost. This time I blame it entirely on your obtuseness. For one, when I said I was too dignified to prance.... That was a joke. Hence the winking emoticon and the "LOL" after. I was, yet again, being self-deprecating about the lingerie-modeling, and was in fact being... what's the word... ? Not ironic... facetious. Yeah- that. I was being facetious. Also... I'm nowhere near half naked. Not right now, and not on my default picture. Why are you trying to fight with me? Le sigh... Guess it doesn't matter :) LOL by the way, I love that job title. I'm going to put it down on my resume. Current position: Sexual Underwear Advertiser. Hahaha

#78- Knee Caps..... Ouch. Well he didn't say that he gambles with his patellas, he said he gambles only with his life. Which means I have to aim for his pretty little face. And don't you dare diss Skyrim!!! (Not really helping my "I'm not a 55 year old man" case, am I?)

I'm an ankle model. My ankles are so fabulous that men actually jack of them. GOTCHAA!!

My ankles are no great shakes compared to my shoulder blades. These babies are so sexy, they're almost sinful.

Omg ur hot haha

Oh God, what a perfect line of comments.