Miscellaneous: Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to explain why...

By InsideActress - 05/04/2009 19:11 - Canada

Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to explain why we got the parts we did. He said he tried matching our characters to who we actually are. I play a whore who's a transvestite. FML

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By Indoraptor - 14/11/2009 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML

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By Falafax - 12/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I auditioned for a part and made it because the director thought I would be "perfect" for the part and I was "just like the character in every way." The part is for a schizophrenic drug addict who everyone hates and is stabbed to death in the second scene. FML

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By Airhead - 06/11/2009 19:48 - Canada

Today, my guidance counselor told me that I did a really good job playing someone who was really airheaded in my school's play. I wasn't trying to act like an airhead, the director told me that I got cast for the part because the character I was playing was "just like me". FML

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Awkward silence

By Boothater - 03/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to show us an example of the type of shoes we would be wearing in the show. She brings in a pair of hideous black combat boots, and I remark how ugly they are. They're her own favorite boots. I had to carpool with her after rehearsal. FML

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By ThirteenThirteen - 01/04/2015 22:09 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at school. After reading it a couple of times, I noticed that my part has been forgotten completely. FML

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By okaythen6 - 09/12/2009 11:13 - United States

Today, I showed up on set for a film that I booked a role in weeks ago. At the time of the audition, the script was being rewritten, so today I was so excited and eager to be told what my role would entail. When they handed me the script, my character was described as a fat, ugly, awkward girl. FML

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By UnicornPancake - 25/04/2018 15:00

Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML

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By TheaterMom - 28/06/2016 11:12 - Germany

Today, after two months of rehearsals, an actor in my theater company decided he was unhappy with the role I gave him, so he refuses to perform. We open tonight. FML

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Delusional

By sealpop09 - 30/06/2011 14:36 - United States

Today, my dad gave me a speech about being gay. He said he'll accept me if that's who I truly am, but he wants me to think it over first. I'm an actor in a play. I had to explain the concept of wearing costumes and acting like someone else to him. For the third time. FML

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By embarrassed - 18/11/2010 02:31

Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML

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Sunday 5 April 2009 23:25

what play are you doing?! sounds like you're doing Rocky Horror. if you're playing Dr.Frank-n-furter, take it as a complement.

Liz23Ilia 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:36

I agree with #1, if you're doing rocky horror and you're Dr. Frank N. Furter, it is probably the best compliment ever that he thinks you've got the guts to be him. Now let's do the time warp!

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roachspray 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:01

And if this bothers you, maybe you shouldn't be acting.

roflcopter1 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:05

hahahah the most epic fail/win ever!!!!

Dichoscillation 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:06

Someone has to be the trans *****. I can't do drag ALL the time, you know! No, but seriously, as a guy who crossdresses about half the time and sells, I think I'd do a good job as the character. Unless they couldn't tell I was actually a guy... that happens sometimes.

SilentGround 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:10

if you are doing rocky horror, be proud.

lolwhat_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:14

maybe he ran out of people to pick ... * key word: TRIED

luckyyyme 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:15

As every else has said if it is Frank-n-Furter it is a complete honor. Why audition for Rocky Horror if you don't want to play Frank-n-Furter???

christie_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:32

Oh my god, if ur Angel from RENT, its a compliment! I LOVE her! Shes so creative and awesome! Haha. IF you're Angel.

babz092 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:39

Hahah I feel your pain. My freshman year of high school I got casted in Cinderella with the only line "I wish I didn't like to eat". As I said it I had to hold up a turkey leg.

1073kat 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:45

everyone on this site takes everything so literal. these fml's are getting boring.. theyre like bad punch lines. he obviously didn't mean it like that, get over it, its gonna be fun to play that part.