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By EFFFF - 08/10/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, the ex who I'm still in love with told me he wishes we could be together, but that first I really need to get over the fact that he already has a wife and kids. FML

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By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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By ssenmodnaR - 27/07/2016 16:30

Today, I learned that I'm in that special kind of relationship where my ex thinks we're still married, no matter how many times I tell him that we were divorced over a year ago. FML

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Not the one

By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 16:00

Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML

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By mistreated mistress - 19/06/2023 10:00

Today, despite the fact that we love each other and are perfect together, my boyfriend still refuses to leave his wife. Apparently it will "mess his kids up." FML

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You deserved it 2 824

Too little, too late

By nubbins - 26/01/2010 06:56 - Canada

Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML

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It's not me, it's you

By SingleLoser - 08/09/2022 00:00

Today, I ran into my ex at the mall. He’s married, with a 2 year-old. Three years ago he ended our 6-year relationship because he said he didn’t believe in marriage and kids. Sorry for not being good enough to achieve those things with. FML

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Been there

By Anonymous - 10/01/2024 08:00 - Portugal

Today, I'm in love with my friend, and he's in love with me. The problem? We're both married to other people. We're not acting on it and we're going to do the right thing, which is letting it go, but my heart is broken in a million pieces right now. FML

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Alexa, play "Glad to be Unhappy" by The Mamas & The Papas

By Anonymous - 29/11/2020 05:02

Today, my ex told me he never wanted to talk to me again, because of how annoying I am. I’m still madly in love with him. FML

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By nolongerengaged - 03/02/2009 17:08 - United States

Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML

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You deserved it 3 904

Alexa, put on "Trust" by Low

By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 08:01

Today, the first guy I have dated, and have had a serious relationship with after my divorce, is spending the night with his ex-girlfriend. And I'm supposed to be ok with it, “nothing's going to happen.” FML

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Sunday 9 October 2011 1:48

Find someone else, dont ruin the family

Tyger44 1

Sunday 9 October 2011 1:51

There should be an ad here somewhere which says"hot single men in your area"..clik it

Comments

jdengel 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 2:27

convert to the Mormon faith, problem solved

hatesliars 3

Sunday 9 October 2011 2:47

Mormon's aren't really like that...

marpay 11

Sunday 9 October 2011 5:39

Polygamy ftw! Or was it ftl, I'll never remember that one.

haw008 14

Sunday 9 October 2011 2:33

Never allow yourself to be second.

mikagesouji 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 2:35

So what.

JenDanielle917 13

Sunday 9 October 2011 5:44

I'm still a rockstar, I got my rock moves, and I don't neeed, youuuuu.

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 9 October 2011 2:36

He can just tell her he's decided to become a Mormon. But he should probably go on a week long alcohol bing in las vegas first... :/

JinxosGirl87 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 2:37

"Nevermind I'll find someone like yoooou"... Only minus the cheating douchebag personality flaw.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Sunday 9 October 2011 10:56

WTF kind of dragonfly is that? The rare dragodickfly?

SockMonkey333 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 2:38

Find someone new, move on to someone who can really be with you!

perdix 29

Sunday 9 October 2011 2:44

Mistress is not a bad gig. At least you don't have to do his laundry. And the wife is stuck doing all the boring shit with him. You just get 100% hot sex!

hatesliars 3

Sunday 9 October 2011 2:45

Everyone saying he can say he's being a Mormon, If that's because the whole "marrying more than one person" thing? That's not true. My boyfriend is a Mormon and that is not how it is at all....Jussst sayin.

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 9 October 2011 4:11

it's just a joke, if you want to describe a guy with more than one girl, instead of saying player or pimp, say mormon. again, just a joke.

Monkeysmommy1 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 3:02

31 is right- that's so not how it is. And you totally deserve it. Why are you messing with that poor womans husband? And those kids' father? ***** like you make me sick.