Work: Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really...

By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML

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By Misspoopypants - 25/07/2017 05:00

Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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The customer is always right

By peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

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By Ammile - 25/12/2018 04:00

Today I had a customer come into my office smelling like feces, urine and body odor. I tried not to get sick to my stomach but failed miserably. I threw up in my trash can in front of him. It now smells like feces, urine, body odor and vomit in here. FML

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Monday 2 March 2009 16:03

holy shit!

potentpotable 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:25

Who would be cruel enough to vote YDI? Your life is definitely ******.

Comments

smm_fml 3

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:30

#48, its illegal to record film, but in certain cities (New York) it is perfectly legal to have someone sitting on the other side of a one way mirror watching the people in the dressing rooms, and i think even to film them as long as you don't record footage just monitor it (and then get security to go find the item the person stole on the person...)

nicoco_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:58

i cant stop laughing at this.

naiveprophet 15

Tuesday 3 March 2009 7:25

I once had a little kid poop in a urinal (luckily I didn't have to clean it) but that's slightly more understandable. He was a kid. A middle aged lady? Did she think it was funny or was she crazy? That seriously sucks though...

Aviva1313 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 7:37

#32 that is such a lie no place would ever embarass a customer like that they would get fired

Ordinary_Zena 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 8:37

This happened to me!! I just called the cleaning guy and had him come clean it, I definitely didn't get paid enough to do that!!

onions 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 8:56

is this a fad cause my sister said there was poop left (possibly smeared) in the dressing rooms of the store she works at too.

rosiegrewup 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 13:50

#56 Stan Marsh! But I guess it's possible that the lady was in some way incontinent and simply had an accident and was too humiliated to admit to it. It's disgusting, I totally agree, but I doubt she intentionally squatted down and took a dump in a corner.

KEYLAPOOP 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 18:10

HAHAHAHA Thats the best/coolest and FUNNIEST thing ever. I would have started playing with the poop... hahaha

superrey19 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:55

wow this seems to be a common problem! my ex girlfriend works in retail and told me that some lady also took a dump in one of the dressing rooms lol.

rachelforgot2 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:50

GOSH DAMN that sucks! i hate picking up shit! i gott a cat, but come on a lady pooping in the store trying to cover it must have had to go real bad and couldnt make it in time! happened to my mom in her car, i wanted to puke! i almost feel your pain