Miscellaneous: Today, my friend and I went to a tacky-themed party. She was...

By Noname - 02/03/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a tacky-themed party. She was wearing orange faux snake stilettos. I commented, "Those are perfect for tonight, where'd you manage to find such hideous shoes?" It turns out she wears those shoes all the time, the color just matched her outfit. FML

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By Boothater - 03/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to show us an example of the type of shoes we would be wearing in the show. She brings in a pair of hideous black combat boots, and I remark how ugly they are. They're her own favorite boots. I had to carpool with her after rehearsal. FML

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By uglyshoegirl - 08/03/2015 21:49 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I sent a picture to my best friend of the shoes I want to wear to prom. She replied, "Wow those are so unique". I guess she forgot that last week she told me she only uses the word unique when she hates something. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2023 10:00 - United Kingdom - Yate

Today, I went to a friend's wedding, only to realize I'd forgotten my dress shoes. I ended up wearing my pair of Converse Chuck Taylor's with my suit and stood out like a sore thumb in all the wedding photos. FML

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By readytoamputatemyfeet - 30/06/2013 23:00 - United States - Winter Springs

Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight-hour shift. FML

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By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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By nerd - 03/03/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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By jking2z - 13/03/2015 22:39 - United States

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML

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frankoisdarkel 0

Monday 2 March 2009 20:06

f your life? f HER life. you're not the one wearing what sounds like the world's ugliest shoes ...

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:50

if she was dressing tacky, why was she wearing shoes that MATCHED her outfit

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frankoisdarkel 0

Monday 2 March 2009 20:06

f your life? f HER life. you're not the one wearing what sounds like the world's ugliest shoes ...

Clare420 0

Monday 31 May 2010 7:06

I agree with #1

sancho839 0

Monday 2 March 2009 20:13

seriously? that's your fml? you commented on someone's shoes? really? shut the hell up.

babbling27 0

Monday 2 March 2009 20:56

haha #1 that's exactly what I was thinking

ForestFire0 1

Monday 2 March 2009 21:31

Well, now your friend knows she has horrible taste

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:50

if she was dressing tacky, why was she wearing shoes that MATCHED her outfit

keke_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 22:30

I personally like snake skin shoes...

sahreeg 0

Monday 2 March 2009 22:48

F HER life BIG TIME xD she had it in the ugly way be proud xD

texmas 0

Monday 2 March 2009 22:54

Orange snake skin shoes? At least know she KNOWS they're horrible.

casanova_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:54

why is this a F your like? who cares?

galad2003 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:21

This hardly qualifies as a f-your life.

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