Love: Today, the girl I'd been seeing for a few weeks lost her mind...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2016 10:00 - Australia - Port Melbourne

Today, the girl I'd been seeing for a few weeks lost her mind and yanked my car's e-brake while we were on the highway. Why? Because I said I wasn't really interested in having kids. Guess I'll cross that relationship off as a "hell no". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

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By good riddance - 29/05/2022 16:00

Today, my girlfriend flipped out and dumped me. According to her, not stopping for a dog in the road makes me a sociopath and unsuitable for a relationship. Yes, because slamming on my brakes or swerving into the next lane while doing 75 on the highway and causing a wreck made so much more sense. FML

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By starfishedasshole - 30/03/2014 16:50 - United States

Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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By genderless - 17/10/2016 19:34 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML

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Check yourself before you wreck yourself

By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 02:00

Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML

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By Steven - 14/07/2023 16:00

Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Park City

Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML

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What the F, lady?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 00:49 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 10:16 - India

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML

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meatloaf11 23

Monday 13 June 2016 1:38

Time to pull the e-break on your relationship.

bradleybaldwin 9

Monday 13 June 2016 1:44

Bitch put both your lives in danger.

Comments

aruden 25

Monday 13 June 2016 5:21

Hopefully it was her car she ****** up and not yours

lia4005 17

Monday 13 June 2016 5:30

I'm pretty sure she's the one that crossed out that relationship first (when you said you don't want kids) but I agree, it was very reckless of her and she could have gotten the two of you killed. Hello no indeed.

rhymeswithmayo 4

Monday 13 June 2016 5:55

I can't imagine she'd handle being a mom very well... *driving kid to school* "mommy, I forgot my lunchbox!" "you WHAT?!?!?" *slams on emergency brake, sending car careening off a bridge*. Her, being interviewed for the nightly news in hospital: "well I had to teach her a lesson. she can't be forgetting her lunch again, that's the 3rd time this week!"

Catdragon 40

Monday 13 June 2016 7:43

I personally would prefer not to have a child, unless I was with the right person. Then I would compromise and have a child for them. Not every woman wants children. I hope you find someone who suits you. It's a good thing you found out sooner than later.

CRC_101 31

Monday 13 June 2016 23:40

Having a child is a bad way of coming to a compromise.

betweenwinds 18

Tuesday 14 June 2016 0:20

Having a kid with someone when you aren't sure you want one is a really great way to cause a decent relationship to crash and burn. Everyone involved will be unhappy and that includes Junior. Make sure you want a kid before you have one. It's not really a reversible decision.

Thegoofygoober 15

Monday 13 June 2016 7:59

anger management has clearly been referenced here

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 13 June 2016 13:27

I feel pretty. Oh, so pretty…

brenton490 19

Monday 13 June 2016 8:53

Did you tell her to put her attitude into your hand because she not allowed to have it anymore? Plus I'd put the e break in that relationship and go for a nice walk.

lusanna 19

Monday 13 June 2016 9:23

Wow, I never knew there's an e-break, guess you learn something everyday

Mysterybounty 6

Monday 13 June 2016 10:51

Wtf...crazy bitch!!

DefLeper93 8

Monday 13 June 2016 11:12

Hilarious and terrifying in equal measure

1mo2mo 12

Monday 13 June 2016 12:22

Here is the thing... Bitch is dumb... First because she nearly killed both of you.(depending on traffic) and secondly if she died, she wouldn't have any kids for **** sake...