Miscellaneous: Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise...

By ballthlete - 06/09/2015 04:55 - United States - Edmond

Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML

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By Gary McBain - 14/01/2023 06:00

Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 02:01

Today, I was at work serving customers at the checkout. A girl was brushing the floor behind me. I turned around and whichever way she brushed, the brush hit me twice straight in the balls before she noticed anything. She had to serve the rest of the customers while I recovered. FML

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By JoLaFritte - 07/11/2008 10:10 - France

Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML

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Plot twist

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

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Thanks a bunch

By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By ZeroLuck - 16/08/2013 02:32 - United States - Miami

Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML

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Nutshot

By DanJames24 - 10/06/2021 21:01 - United Kingdom

Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML

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Got something for you

By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 21:48 - United States

Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML

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Have a Coke and smile

By Cokerella - 14/08/2021 09:01 - United States - Pomona

Today, at a work function, I noticed that my boss and my girlfriend kept leaving the room at the same time. Fearing the worst, I waited outside in the hallway. As soon as they went into the bathroom, I pushed my way in. Sex? Nope. They were doing lines of coke off the bathroom counter. FML

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Monday 7 September 2015 0:13

You couldn't of just gone into a bathroom to handle your little itch?

extrasnipes 22

Monday 7 September 2015 0:27

YDI for doing that much in public. If you went for a quick scratch secretly when no one was there then maybe fyl.

Comments

failedgamer01 20

Monday 7 September 2015 5:31

Did you at least win the gold medal on said Ball Scratching Olympics?

Doughbo 7

Monday 7 September 2015 5:37

Ball is life.

XtremeHeat 14

Monday 7 September 2015 5:44

Did you get the gold?

Relf 19

Monday 7 September 2015 7:19

Why she gotta be so sensitive? Its just an itch

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 2 October 2015 3:17

Because it's disgusting, no one wants to see someone scratch their balls. My ex used to do that in front of me constantly. His hygiene was poor anyway, and as you can imagine, we didn't date long. Yuck.

bobbybev95 17

Monday 7 September 2015 7:22

I'm not gonna say YDI, OP got caught in a bad situation. Don't act like you never scratched yourself or picked your nose when you assumed you were alone

saffy66 34

Monday 7 September 2015 7:27

If they're that itchy, go get checked out by a doctor...

khoov19 20

Monday 7 September 2015 8:44

guys get hot and sweaty just like the underside if a woman's breast, just because you get a bad itch for a second or two doesn't mean someone needs to see a doctor.