Miscellaneous: Scarred a generation

Scarred a generation

By nbj10 - 31/05/2013 22:42 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML

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By waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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Nooooo!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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Caught in 1080p

By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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untouchable763 10

Saturday 1 June 2013 5:34

Clear History... CLEAR HISTORY!!

hallix 21

Saturday 1 June 2013 5:39

Plot twist: he confiscated it so he can watch the video without it showing up in his own history.

Comments

ellenjasmin 18

Saturday 1 June 2013 5:33

Satanic **** fetishes probably stem from morbid curiosity, he's just doing what a dad should do

MrBean1561 5

Saturday 1 June 2013 10:42

You're an idiot!

Iclickalot 2

Saturday 1 June 2013 16:28

Wtf is satanic ****?

pokemai 6

Saturday 1 June 2013 21:00

People like you annoy me so.

bombroot 9

Monday 3 June 2013 7:45

Says a girl who HAD NEVER been Curious about something Never eager to know what's inside the presents Never wanted to know the mysteries of the universe Just an old **** saying stfu to every one

Fmlano 16

Saturday 1 June 2013 5:33

curiosity killed the cat! -- and technology privileges.

binger_gitch 12

Sunday 30 March 2014 11:11

Ah, the things clearing your browser history can do. Or at least private browse OP.

samreimer 7

Saturday 1 June 2013 5:34

The lesson here is that nothing good can come from watching that simply evil video.

rawr_ily96 24

Saturday 1 June 2013 6:06

He only looked it up though. He didn't watch it... Did you, OP?

cyanidesandwich 21

Sunday 2 June 2013 4:56

Uh 18, most people don't look up videos only to not watch them.

untouchable763 10

Saturday 1 June 2013 5:34

Clear History... CLEAR HISTORY!!

lilhellian 26

Saturday 1 June 2013 6:45

Incognito browsing.

crystalxa 35

Friday 31 January 2014 14:36

I've never seen the videa but I heard it's pretty nasty! But you have to remember one important rule on watching anything you don't want anyone else to see.. DELETE HISTORY! We've all made this mistake OP!