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he's as smart as you are gay
Sounds like a real smart guy.
Just go with it. Get your friend to play along for ***** and giggles.
Did you say she looked sexy? Or maybe that she looked hot? That would be grounds for suspicion.
I tell my male and female friends they look hot all the time - i don't want to date them (as I'm not single) but giving your friends and ego boost and appreciating them is what friends are for. Her boyfriend sounds like he has self esteem and trust issues.
#4, I always tell my female friends if they look sexy or hot in an outfit. My ex never thought I was a lesbian. So no, a compliment doesn't mean anything to get suspicious about.
I've had friends say I have a nice butt/ boobs etc. and plenty were straight. It's just a compliment it doesn't make her gay. Being gay makes her gay.
This is ridiculous. When my mom went on her first date since her and my dad split I told her she looked sexy. It's something women say to each other to boost their confidence and encourage each other. Your comment makes me suspect you know very little about women.
Nope, even if it was you look sexy/hot it would be stupid to base a person's sexuality on that.
Well I must be a straight up lesbian lmao I smack my besties ass all the time (she has an ass as big as nicki but her is real) I also smack my moms ass...I like big butts and I cannot lie (I swear I'm not gay)
Obviously you want her. Why else would you give someone a compliment? Silly.
He's playing mind games. He wants a threesome. Award him with one for his efforts. You're welcome, boyfriend.
That thing that flew over everybody's head, that was the joke. Imagine that, on a site for farts & giggles.
I have no idea how anyone can say you deserve it. Good on you OP for being a nice friend. Your boyfriend's a dumbass and the jealous type. Find a secure man. Good job! :)
Good opportunity for a surprise threesome. Just kidding! :P
Mmm. It's probably just wishful thinking.
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he's as smart as you are gay
I have no idea how anyone can say you deserve it. Good on you OP for being a nice friend. Your boyfriend's a dumbass and the jealous type. Find a secure man. Good job! :)