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By fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc - 02/04/2014 21:22 - Denmark - Herning

Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 07:10 - Indonesia

Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

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By chao - 22/12/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML

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By WtfDoIDo?! - 02/07/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 10:16 - India

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML

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By well i'm fucked - 03/02/2014 22:47 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2021 17:01

Today, I was talking to the girl I have a date with on Friday, and for the second day in a row, I misheard her and thought she was saying something about moving in with me. Friday is our first date. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 13:25 - United States - Evansville

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

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By Loveless - 09/04/2018 13:00 - United States - Ashland

Today, I asked my girlfriend of 8 years if we should get a bigger place. She responded by insisting she get her own place. FML

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By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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Missyeru 14

Thursday 3 April 2014 0:55

Run!!!

littlesarahxo 30

Thursday 3 April 2014 1:01

You mean it's been two weeks and you haven't proposed yet?

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TheBookWyrm 18

Friday 4 April 2014 15:42

Dump her and run

DatWeirdoDoe 9

Saturday 5 April 2014 4:41

Bloody hell waste no more time with that creepy lady

addvilz 3

Saturday 5 April 2014 10:31

Samething similar happened to me. We are now happily married with 2 kids and expecting a third one. :)

jrmhjs12213 7

Saturday 5 April 2014 16:34

Run bro

dave20012 15

Saturday 5 April 2014 18:31

I agree RUN!!!

aeldredge70 7

Wednesday 9 April 2014 3:09

run

Gamedragon 1

Monday 21 April 2014 2:28

either super lonely or is super crazy if lonely don't blame her if crazy...RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN

avidreader121 7

Wednesday 23 April 2014 2:41

run run as fast as you can and don't look back!!

flipthebirdfuxku 10

Tuesday 29 April 2014 3:36

Red flag, verrrrry big red flag!! Eeeek!

JSigler19 0

Thursday 24 July 2014 21:36

I proposed to my fiance after 5 days of dating. We had met online a couple weeks before and in person a couple days before. We've been engaged for the past 5 months.

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