By Anon - 04/08/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML
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CattyPurry 0

you should have yelled back "are you still 60?" (:

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CattyPurry 0

you should have yelled back "are you still 60?" (:

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RouletteRed 6

Melissa you took that right outta my mouth xD. I'm just glad someone said it lol.

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dolphincheddar 10

My dad does that to me all the time, it's a joke, it's funny, get over it.

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PawsUp_fml 2

Hopefully she doesn't back up on him Guns Hot lol

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juicedboi 7

There you go ladies, you always complaining about bachelor entry. Just say you have diharrea. It will stop about 7.2% of us from trying at least.

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juicedboi 7

Talk about typos... you're, and backdoor..

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JustHello123 1

Haha gotta love your Dad, always ruins the chances for you to get laid ha!

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iPoopMusic 0

I think it's funny. My dad just sits on the couch watching tv all day :/

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HappyCynic 0

I'm wearing pants.

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DalekScythe 0

holy crap #2! you know what Daleks are (the profile pic)?!?!?!?!?! to OP: srry op you know how dads can get.

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BlueCereal 2

Sounds like something my dad would do xD just tell your date that your dad is a clown and it's not true

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saraitkddh 47

dad strikes again

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BelleBelle_fml 11

It's a father's duty to embarrass their children, let him enjoy his moment.

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smileyxo4 5

3- I read your profile, and I want to see your aqua eyes(:

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pdp_fml 21

It sounds like something I might say to my daughter too!

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sulitak 27

yeah, My Dad told one of my boyfriends that our Maine Coon cat was part raccoon. apparently my ex was really dumb. he proceeded to ask how we knew.

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88yasha 7

Wow that's some nice dad you have there. Your life does suck.

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Perksofbeingawal 0

I wish I had diarrhea right now. I've been constipated for like a month...

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missyj0 12

There's always the chocolate flavored laxatives. :D

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Ugi 26

6 - I really could have managed without knowing that!

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koolkat27 13

I couldve gone my whole life without knowing that #6.

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Perksofbeingawal 0

Thanks 133! I did call a plumber and now everything's clear. :)

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katialovesfml 0

Just explain to your crush how your dad thinks he's funny easy. All dads do that

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Perksofbeingawal 0

Lmaooo hahahaha bro give me some sympathy. :(

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coltsrock37 15

This is where you yell back, "You got an STD where?!?"

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EmreArslan 11

And her dad would scream back:"from your mom!". Bet the guy wouldnt want to have sex with her anymore... Victory for dad!!!

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FMLephant 2

Diarrhea cha cha cha

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Jovecove 13

I have no idea why I find this comment hilarious lool

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immataco 9

I laughed more at the comment than at the post :D

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Glitterhinoceros 14

That's where you excuse yourself and go beat him with a broom

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fightingkittens 39

Quickly publish something that will, in response to the comment. Otherwise the Nazis will come after you

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jren207 24

19, Maybe the dogs died of violent diarrhea.

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