By BadAssBandit897 - 23/02/2013 13:46 - Canada

Today, the guy who confessed his love for me also confessed that in his rage, he almost shot the last girl who broke his heart. FML
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BadAssBandit897 tells us more.

BadAssBandit897 9

Hey guys, OP here...I can't believe I forgot to log in :P anyways, I decided to be completely honest with the guy and end things. It was a little scary, seeing as he also knows where I live. He was in denial at first, but in the end he accepted that I wasn't interested. I still can't get a good night's rest though...

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wlddog 14

I need you to follow me around and wave red flags anytime i do something stupid or should be careful of.

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SadGirl18 16

Sure, why not. :P I'll jump out of bushes and from behind buildings!

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wildsweetchild 19

Maybe it's just his tactic to make sure that you won't run away from him. Fear is one of the best ways to control people. You can use it against him as well..just tell him that you almost cut off your ex boyfriends penis when he wasn't behaving right.

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buddy51 23

"Nearly shot her"??!! WTF!!!! This is a veiled (sort of) threat!!! Dump him now OP. it will only get worse. Confessing that kind of near violence is a sign of craziness, not affection.... Run! Now!

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perdix 29

Get a shotgun. Get a shotgun. Get a shotgun. I'm sorry you Canadians don't have access to the wisdom of our Vice President Joe Biden, so I am relaying to you as a public service.

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cradle6 13

Shotguns were made by Jesus. AR15's are the product of Satan. Be careful! Get the wrong gun and it'll shoot everyone

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mnvikes 7

Ignorant liberal. People kill people, not guns.

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AllieCat21 21

You're being just as ignorant, stereotyping liberals....

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abrookec2011 14

And shoot it straight up in the air so it achieves nothing.

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cowboyroy45 10

The words "wisdom" and "Joe Biden" don't belong in the same sentence. Joe Biden is about as wise as an overly talkative rock. And don't even get me started on how big of a dunce our dear, beloved president is...

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HeartOfLead 24

I think there is no need to run if OP is that stage 5 clinger in the other FML. If she is, than there will be enough crazy to balance out their relationship.

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MyS3lf 24

My ex was like that. All I have to say is: Run far, and run FAST. Eventually they do actually try to kill you, and you really don't want to have to go through that. Trust me.

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