Love: Today, the guy who confessed his love for me also confessed that... - FML

By BadAssBandit897 - 23/02/2013 13:46 - Canada

Today, the guy who confessed his love for me also confessed that in his rage, he almost shot the last girl who broke his heart. FML

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BadAssBandit897 9

Saturday 23 February 2013 23:04

Hey guys, OP here...I can't believe I forgot to log in :P anyways, I decided to be completely honest with the guy and end things. It was a little scary, seeing as he also knows where I live. He was in denial at first, but in the end he accepted that I wasn't interested. I still can't get a good night's rest though...

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DinosaurTacoTime 18

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:15

Well....no pressure.

kellyrose0322 13

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:16

Get out while you can!

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sirjuice35 11

Saturday 23 February 2013 17:50

a bulletproof vest sounds like a good idea.

dabeast15 7

Saturday 23 February 2013 17:53

Damn.....

leadawg75 12

Saturday 23 February 2013 18:04

Run. That's all you can do. Pray and run!

picante72 24

Saturday 23 February 2013 18:15

Roses are red, Violets are blue, If you break my heart, I'll shoot you.

Shmatterhorn 38

Saturday 23 February 2013 18:18

I wonder if there is a way to find the other girl? If so, then you have a better chance to get this psycho arrested. Get out while you can, OP!

Jaszzie 6

Saturday 23 February 2013 18:24

Run. Run & don't look back.

Obryn 9

Saturday 23 February 2013 18:25

Two words: restraining order!

MagicStallion 9

Saturday 23 February 2013 18:29

At least he didn't think she was an intruder..

Enslaved 36

Saturday 23 February 2013 18:34

"Knock Knock. Who is there? Me, I Kill You"

Gestpacho88 12

Saturday 23 February 2013 18:45

....don't fear the reaper....

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