Love: Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent... - FML

By Noname - 31/12/2008 18:03 - France

Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML

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Same thing different taste

By V - 23/07/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML

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Been there, done that

By forever alone - 24/02/2023 16:00

Today, I came to the unhappy realization that I’m living such a cliche. I’m completely in love with a totally unavailable man. He’s funny, smart, and drop dead gorgeous. There’s no way I could ever tell him how I truly feel. He’s gay and I’m a woman. We’ll never be more than friends. FML

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Detection

By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 08:01

Today, after falling head over heels for a guy I've been crushing on for the past few months; I discovered that he's gay, dislikes children and I stand absolutely no chance. This isn't even the first time this has happened. I have the worst gaydar. FML

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The real me

By Anonymous - 26/01/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML

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Ally

By Anonyme - 13/11/2008 02:46 - France

Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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Unboyfriendable

By Heart.Broken.Yet.Again - 01/08/2022 12:00

Today, after years of crushing on numerous straight guys, I now like a really close friend who is also gay. Too bad, he has already elaborated how perfect I am, but definitely not someone he could like or date. Seems I would have to move on yet again. FML

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By Anonymous1221 - 21/11/2016 07:12

Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML

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By noooooooo - 18/03/2013 00:10 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

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Phished

By Anonymous - 28/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that I'm completely and utterly head over heels in love with a man who, as it turns out, doesn't actually exist. Thank you, the internet. FML

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huanita 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 16:30

if he's handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent , of course he's gay!

kaplahworm 0

Friday 6 February 2009 3:57

'the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay.' You can get straight men like that 0_o?

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49thmatador 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 8:47

All the good ones are gay. ;~;

CrazyDutch 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 10:41

haha

wagonmafia 7

Thursday 7 July 2011 21:21

tell him to look for me :-)

pablopoo 7

Monday 12 December 2011 5:47

Fag

MeleMallory 0

Friday 16 September 2011 8:36

He's only gay today? Grammar fail!

cda2090 6

Sunday 13 November 2011 20:14

Then become a man

pablopoo 7

Monday 12 December 2011 5:42

Thats hes like that dont u get it chicks?? Every dude that perfect or close to it is gay so quit complaining about it

oakland43 6

Thursday 15 December 2011 7:57

wow FYL

kittehkatrawrr 2

Thursday 19 January 2012 14:01

Lolololololol damn.

bobbeta30 14

Monday 20 February 2012 18:20

We've all been there ; )

deathchair64 1

Tuesday 22 May 2012 10:17

No offense but the sentence structure doesn't work

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Today, I’ve been getting a lot of strange messages from guys on the dating site I use, then I realised why: on my profile pic I'm sat down and you can see my nice underwear up my skirt. That explains the messages, they thought I was trolling for men to hump and dump. FML

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Today, after I've climbed some of the world's tallest mountains before I was 30, including Everest, now thanks to Covid, plus a genetic lung condition I inherited from my absentee bastard father, I have to stop for breath halfway up the stairs, and sex can make me so lightheaded I pass out. FML

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Today, my sister asked me to help her set up for my niece's birthday party. Being the lazy person that I am, I got my niece to blow up the non-helium balloons. Apparently she's allergic to latex and I'll be the one paying for the hospital bill. FML

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Today, I realized I sent over 2 dozen job applications with my dating profile word doc instead of my resume. FML

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Today, health insurance is supposed to take care of your health. Or that’s what I thought. Mine is currently pushing me towards suicide, by repeatedly asking for money I don’t have, for an insurance I don’t want, because they don’t pay for anything that actually helps me. FML

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Today, thanks to autocorrect on our new company laptops, I sent an email to all staff but when I signed my name, it autocorrected my surname to Nipple. FML

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Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML

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Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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