By Anonymous1221 - 21/11/2016 07:12

Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
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damnusernames 12

Been there. Look at it this way: it has nothing to do with you as person why he can't date you. You're probably great, keep your head up.

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RichardPencil 30

If my grandmother had balls, she'd be my grandfather! If you had balls, you'd have a boyfriend.

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cheshireau 26

It's always the way. The good ones are gay.

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kiki1705 20

Then I bet you're 100% straight for sure.

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LevelupKid 8

Or they say that, to avoid your ugly ass.

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cheshireau 26

Bi, actually and #26, thank you.

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damnusernames 12

Been there. Look at it this way: it has nothing to do with you as person why he can't date you. You're probably great, keep your head up.

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tounces7 27

Couldn't OP date him by simply, well, saying that she is in fact straight?

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DoomedGemini 37

Op is a straight girl. The guy she likes is a gay boy apparently.

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tounces7 27

Oh shit, I missed that. I thought she said he'd date her if SHE was straight, like he assumed she was gay.

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PJSandWitch 3

That's not a FML. The guy you like likes you back, but he's attracted to a gender completely different than yours. It's not his fault, or yours

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stryder9090 28

Easy. Grow a penis. Problem solved. Happily ever after.

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OhPuhleeze 23

Assuming that he likes people with penis, ****** and boobs. (You said nothing about removing ****** and boobs). All in all, I don't think it'll be worth it. Plus, if they do fall apart she would have a very tough time meeting someone new.

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burgermike92 17

Bruh it's called a joke.

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species4872 19

Ask for a orange, get a lemon.

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RichardPencil 30

If my grandmother had balls, she'd be my grandfather! If you had balls, you'd have a boyfriend.

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PJSandWitch 3

The guy you like likes you back, but he's attracted to a completely different gender than yours. It's not his fault, or yours...

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my2centsworth 15

I agree. He seems to really like her; physical attraction is a whole other thing.

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