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By ksamp - 12/10/2011 04:26 - United States

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Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML
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rattusrattus 18

Any man who refused to attempt to make me ****** would be drop-kicked out the door. They're ******* awesome.

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dreamering 16

Kick him in the balls and say that the pain is a myth.

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NPN_Scorpio 16

Oh my... Is he a time traveller? His view is several centuries out of date. Heck, even the Victorians prescribed 'vulvar stimulation' (masturbation) to cause female ****** and relieve stress. This was considered such hard work for the physician that the first vibrators were invented. The first one was even steam-powered: The Manilpulator (1869, George Taylor)

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RainbowHeadache 2

No man will ever love better than Mr. Vibey. He's so dreamy.

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MegamiKaosu 28

I'm sorry 12 but youre wrong... Vibrators were invented for woman because it was thought that mental illnesses like depression hysteria etc was related to the womb for reasons that seem stupid and I don't really understand so I won't mention. Woman did however go in weekly for "treatments" and that the vibrator made it easier for doctors to treat the woman. Also back then it wasn't considered sexual until a time later.

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a_lenzmeier 11

Believe it or not, Cleopatra(the Egyptian) had the first known vibrator. A hard casing full of bees.

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NPN_Scorpio 16

So how exactly am I wrong? I contracted, yes, because I didn't want to get into the Victorian "hysteria" clap-trap.

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herpitydurteedur 0

They called it hysteria because they thought the uterus would float around a wonams body and wherever it would land would become affected.

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Revell13 2

Well done for beating me to that point :)

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dreamering 16

Kick him in the balls and say that the pain is a myth.

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saIty 17

I heard that your sister's electric toothbrush does a swell job of meeting your "needs."

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markrs 0

I heard that the man she fell in love with's electric toothbrush can do the job

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MatGag17895 11

Try masturbating in front of him until you ******. I'm pretty sure he won't believe it until he sees it.

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kittie11 0

Now you don't have to worry about faking one.(:

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Sadly most guys aren't capable of giving one. FYL.

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cinderella10383 6

Can get what an ******? That's a myth all women can ****** with the right tools/person it takes some a very long time and others a very short time, only 25% of women can ****** during sex alone

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Levvy 22

To cite these stats correctly, substitute "do" for "can".

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False_Stupidity 41

I must have picked the right woman to marry then, I can usually give her one or two orgasms before I do and then another one after.. It makes thing much more satisfying so I don't get why someone wouldn't even try.

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dadof2 4

next time make him stop just before he does and see how he likes it sounds like he would google game cheats but not female orgasims all i will say is wow

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Zaffro 8

What a loser... Sex is much more satisfying if the female orgasms. With us men it's pretty much a sure thing so getting the female to climax through foreplay or sex is just as satisfying. Can't leave a job half finished!!!

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badactor009 0

He is sexually selfish, lazy and pretty stupid. Move on.

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RedPillSucks 31

This! Nothing more needs to be said.

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