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By ksamp - 12/10/2011 04:26 - United States

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Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML
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rattusrattus 18

Any man who refused to attempt to make me ****** would be drop-kicked out the door. They're ******* awesome.

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dreamering 16

Kick him in the balls and say that the pain is a myth.

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somebodyshy 0

They're not only real, they have a purpose. The male deposits his semen in the ******, and then the contractions of the female ****** cause the cervix to "dip" into the pool of semen, enhancing the chances of getting pregnant. We are designed by evolution to have orgasms!

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JMoney4110 0

Evolution isn't real

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MommaFrog 8

I honestly didn't know that. You learn something everyday, and apparently you can learn things on FML!!!

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HomeAl0ne 20

Not just dip, but actively suck it up they say. I suspect that this story is itself a myth, but at least it comes with an awesome mental image.

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ikickgingers 15

What is this ****** you speak of? O.o

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perdix 29

See #50. Have backpack. Will travel.

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Enslaved 36

Refuses? That hardly seems fair. Hey, I'm all for taking matters into your own hands (: but couldn't see myself with someone who doesn't even want to attempt to /try/ and fulfill my sexual needs. I can see that getting old quick!

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FMLephant 2

Common myth-conception.

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Squygm 7

i would stop giving him orgasms until he really attempts to give you one. If someone wont care enough to satisfy you, they shouldnt be satisfied.

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Hammer01 8

Tell him so are his and don't give him one till he does you......Keep it Simple!!!

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lmaoatall 6

I swear mythbusters tried to prove the female ****** does exist, but that stupid dummy just layed there unresponcive.

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perdix 29

Leave him, he's going to be a terrible father. Your kids are not going to experience Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and the Dish Elf. Even if you don't believe in something, you play along for the enjoyment and pleasure of others. I don't "believe in" the G-spot, but girls love it when I become Dora the Friggin Explorer looking for it.

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RedPillSucks 31

Don't you say nothing bad about the dish elf!

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ikickgingers 15

My mom bought me an elf on the shelf last year. I don't have kids so I dont see the point. Swear to god that thing creeps around my house by itself!!!

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justanotherhuman 21

Dish Elf told me that there are 3 types of female stimuli insofar as orgasms are concerned: a.) direct physical clitoral stimulation, b.) sensory overlapping; 'sensual' physical contact with underlying emotional context, and c.) g-spot stimulation, as defined by direct physical stimulation of any number of particularly poignant nerve clusters located 2-5 inches within the ****** itself ('any number' as each ******'s proportionate number and location of said nerve clusters varies). Also said to mix and/or match any/all/some/none sequence(s) as befitting each particular circumstance.

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