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By ksamp - 12/10/2011 04:26 - United States

Spicy
Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML
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rattusrattus 18

Any man who refused to attempt to make me ****** would be drop-kicked out the door. They're ******* awesome.

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dreamering 16

Kick him in the balls and say that the pain is a myth.

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bizarre_ftw 21

F*ck him!!! They are NOT a myth!! This is juvenile and stupid (what I'm suggesting but that can have a double meaning) but refuse to have sex until he's willing to try

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Sheh_fml 25

Refuse to sleep with the egocentric bastard until you get some pleasure out of it as well.

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MrSaxMan 0

Haha did you say STILL believes?

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Bcfrmkc816 17

I'd be glad to give you at least two in a row

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Math6150 0

Well I don't trust things that bleed for a week and don't die.

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izaiah84 0

He knows he isn't good enough to even try

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AmazingLadyy13 0

Diddle the daddle in front of him and show him.

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Pendragon525 0

Wow. He's the epitome of a selfish lover. I'm guessing that you've told him that they are real, and as both a woman and as his wife, he refuses to believe you? Does he think you're a liar, or gullible? But one bright side: they are real, and you don't need outside help to accomplish one.

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auddylynne 0

Well that shows how good he is :P ********** in front of him. He'll figure it out.

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