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people these days.
hahaha
At least you have his information to report him to the police? If you haven't already, anyway.
Throw a sheep at him :)
That's actually a good thing. He made a huge mistake, and you now have much more of his information, which would help the police arrest him earlier. By the way, how do you know that this is the very same guy who tried to mug you? Do you remember his face that well? It's quite impossible with me, but then again, people do seem to recognize me quite easily, so I'm not entirely doubtful.
BULLSHIT. You ****** lier!
something tells me this guy isn't a card-carrying member of Mensa....
You should accept it and wait till he checks in somewhere and go there with a possy and roll his ass.
i think its safe to say that "creepy"
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"I mugged you lol *poke*"
Thats messed up...