By monochrometea - 09/09/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML
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PennyLane27 32

Next time you're in there, howl in the toilet. That should throw her off ;)

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Stonedmanalex 0

Thats strange, How would you react to that?

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anencephalic 14

If it's any relief, it's a quite common phenomena, one can hear both urination and copulation in my apartment.

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Iriz 0

That's weird in so many ways... You should put a radio in your restroom n turn it on everytime you go in there... and if says something about that tell her to get a life and stop tryin to hear you guys going bathroom...

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HomeAl0ne 20

She claims she can tell, but how would she check her guess? Get a ten gallon container full of water and perch it above the toilet. Punch a hole in the side and let it noisily drain into the cistern for the next 20 minutes or so. That should throw her off the scent.

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linnie_wesker 20

That's really creepy. Stop talking to her.

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graceinsheepwear 33

I can understand if it is a male and a female. The urine stream is much more forceful in a male. I have experienced being able to tell in close quarters also.

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LolaBunny07 10

When I was pregnant I had the hardest time using the restroom. Even just taking a piss took 30 minutes at times. I spent a lot of time camped out in the bathroom. I could tell which of my upstairs neighbors was peeing and I could tell you their schedule. I didn't want to know this but I was forced to learn it. Trust me. It's the apt.

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