By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 16:23 - Sweden - Alingsås

Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
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Pandacupcakelove 26

That is all kinds of ****** up.. And that poor kid will have to live with that :/

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Mowmee 14

That's screwed up! Hopefully it doesn't affect your relationship with your son!

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ViviMage 38

At least he isn't your nephew! Wait... Isn't the Y chromosome passed from father to son unchanged?

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lilithfury 23

Your wife slept with your father? Or are you the woman, and your father raped you?

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pandalover69 26

The little circle with the arrow pointing up right by the name means OP is male.

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llama612 27

Jesus ******* Christ wtf. Think before you comment next time this is just stupid.

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militarybrat 21

Why would a woman need a paternity to prove she is the mother?

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jbuckets_404 38

She wouldn't, but her bf/ husband needs the test to determine whether or not he's the father.

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HeartYou101 31

Some babies are accidentally switched in hospitals and parents ending up bringing them home. It's rare and has happened (they reckon every maternity hospital has done it at least once) and literally no-one knows any different - Maybe until the child looks like neither parent or any other family member and a paternity test like this is done (usually because it's assumed the mother has cheated).

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kingdomgirl94 29

Oh no, OC's dad is actually the mother?! What are the odds?!

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Comrox 19

42 - Just saying, not everyone is able to see the gender of the OP. I for one am not. If you read through FMLs quickly, you might not get it right away.

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dizzyspanks 7

There is no gender showing on mobile. So thats probably why she said that. Think before you decide to be an asshat

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KingLewisII 34

on mobile it shows a person in pants for men and dress for women

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TheBiggerBoot 7

Wow, I'm sorry OP! I don't think I've ever read a more FYL in my life.

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MrEpicSqueaky101 18

Oh dear. At first I read it from the view of the mother and was really confused then realized it was a guy. That really sucks. Best thing you can do is start to cut both of them out of your life.

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bobsanction 18

Well that's entirely ****** up.

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KJ6 21

I assume your dad is the culprit. Ick. FYL for sure.

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