Don't Look... By FML Videos - 25/10/2018 00:30 It's always disappointing! I agree, your life sucks 271 You deserved it 68 Share Tweet Share
Today, on the eighth day of my diet, I met up with my study group. Everyone was snacking on junk food while I stuck to carrots. Someone put a Snickers bar on the table. "God, I want you," I thought. Turns out I was thinking out loud. The guy next to me inched his chair away. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 350 You deserved it 8 250
Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 391 You deserved it 115 808
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 468 You deserved it 4 203
Today, I had to explain to one of my friends that the cap he likes to wear makes people look at us funny in public. He thinks it's just the White Sox logo. It's styled like the baseball team's logo, but it actually says "Sex". I had to show him both side by side for him to see it. FML I agree, your life sucks 405 You deserved it 110
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 554 You deserved it 17 596
Today, I watched an episode of the children's show, "Goosebumps". It scared the shit out of me. I'm 21. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 866 You deserved it 1 372
Today, I accidentally slipped on a wet floor at my local mall after copious amounts of snow. There was no sign. I accidentally hit a lady trying to help me when falling backwards and gave her a bloody nose. I am now banned from the mall for two weeks and told I was lucky she didn’t press charges. FML I agree, your life sucks 938 You deserved it 896
Today, I experienced the perfect romantic moment as I was sitting on a hill on the beach overlooking the sunset, cuddling my girlfriend. It was abruptly ruined. How? A rat ran past. FML I agree, your life sucks 735 You deserved it 205