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By leafscupwin - 16/10/2012 04:16 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML

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By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had a big job interview on Zoom. I forgot my name was set as "Fat F***". I joined the call and the older lady interviewing me was very offended. FML

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By badjob - 12/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I called the company with whom I had a job interview last week, which I thought went great, but hadn't heard back from. One of the interviewers claimed that I tried to grope her. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 11:00 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper "no fat chicks." FML

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By Username - 12/05/2011 06:17

Today, I called a possible employer I had an interview with about a week ago to see if I had got the job that I have already been trained for. Her response? "Are you sure I interviewed you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 02:00

Today, I walked into a job interview, then turned round and walked back out again. The interviewer was a one-night stand that ended very badly months ago, and she remembered me. I could see in her face the interview was pointless, so instead of grovelling I went to the pub to drown my sorrows. FML

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By Anoymous - 18/09/2013 18:31 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 15:25 - United States

Today, I had a job interview with a man that I got drunk with at a bar on Saturday night. He spent an hour telling me things I did that I don't even remember. FML

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By almost governmental - 05/09/2014 22:02 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML

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Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:08

What? Really, I could've sworn I said "nice pitch"...

lVluse 15

Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:06

Karma's a bitch.

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rangababe247 0

Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:13

Well u shouldn't be so disrespectful towards people you don't even know..

MissAmz 7

Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:14

I would just do the right thing and go right up to her and apologize for being a down right rude ass.. And hope for the best. : /

NippsSlipps 10

Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:14

You're an asshole OP. If someone accidentally spills your drink while they were in a happy mood to dance, they're a 'fat bitch.' **** you. I sound like a bitch but you deserve it all the way. Karma got you and now I hope you don't get the job (which is obviously guaranteed anyway) for hurting the woman's feelings over a cup of drink. You insulted her at a populated public place and she's probably really humiliated over it. Grow the **** up and stop calling people rude names when they accidentally knock over your things. Have a nice day you wanker.

bach2121 13

Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:16

I'm gonna guess you didnt get the job, fat bitch.

eggmarie 25

Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:19

I could've sworn I've seen this FML before...

Peacelove0404 26

Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:36

YDI, you shouldn't call people names!

White_like_dat 3

Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:43

I'd be pissed too. Beers are like 8 dollars at a baseball game.

Andrew910 5

Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:44

She may be fat, but she wasn't the bitch.

SaturnV 25

Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:53

Even if she spilled your drink on purpose (which I'm guessing she didn't), calling her an obscene name was very uncivilized on your part. I understand that you may have lashed out reflexively, but it often pays to control your temper - as you are now learning the hard way.

BlowinChronic 18

Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:56

Hey I'd probably be pissed too if some dancing lady knocked over my $10 (slightly exaggerated) drink from a baseball game. Concession stands nearly rob you when you try and go watch a game...