Love: Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night...

By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice guy

By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

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By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By thisiswhyimsingle - 14/09/2015 05:17 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML

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By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

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By Rakayla - 29/06/2019 12:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML

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HappyCynic 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:25

Did you give him the number?

SmittyJA24 26

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:29

I certainly would NOT have passed along the friend's number; I hope you didn't. Not only is he "shy" (lacks balls), but he's rude.

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ivana_smiley 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:35

Awww don't worry it happens to all of us sometime or another :)

_NoobsRapedMe 2

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:36

Did you then start crying your ass off to your teddy bear while hearing Justin Bieber's 'Baby'?

skygirl333 3

Sunday 11 September 2011 2:50

How would one cry their ass off? Or listen to Justin Bieber?

Se0ul_Fr3sh 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:36

That most certainly, is the messed up thing a guy can do....Dx I'm sorry OP :-/

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 11 September 2011 6:05

i think a close second is a double rape homicide.

Blue87 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:38

What a prick

VickLynx 6

Sunday 11 September 2011 6:59

Indeed.

androidlover2 0

Monday 12 September 2011 11:00

whats d guy's mistake.. he doesnt know op likes him..

tj4234 35

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:53

give him a fake number

trollsemen 8

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:54

Give him Taco John's number.

deviable 9

Sunday 11 September 2011 2:08

Ouch.

mibrahim01 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 2:14

If he's too shy to talk to your friend, what would he do with her number?

pnaychickie583 10

Sunday 11 September 2011 2:16

You should have told him that he got the wrong number. What a jerk

tina1213 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 2:22

Wow .. Wat an ass !! Did u give It to him ?

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Same thing different taste

Nice guy

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