Love: Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night...

By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

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By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By thisiswhyimsingle - 14/09/2015 05:17 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML

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By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

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By Rakayla - 29/06/2019 12:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML

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HappyCynic 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:25

Did you give him the number?

SmittyJA24 26

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:29

I certainly would NOT have passed along the friend's number; I hope you didn't. Not only is he "shy" (lacks balls), but he's rude.

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ErinLacy 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 2:43

Give him the Rejection Hotline.. ;)

whited666 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 2:46

Always sucks, eh:/

hugs1976 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 2:54

Damn, that's bad!

mladd94 2

Sunday 11 September 2011 2:57

he's a pansy

elisabeth1_fml 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 3:03

Hope you said something like get f....d

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 11 September 2011 3:06

I would refuse and ignore it. If he doesnt have the balls to ask a girl out, he isn't ready for a.gf.

simsima_fml 3

Sunday 11 September 2011 3:24

sorry..

cd4evr 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 3:31

Been there...

leadman1989 15

Sunday 11 September 2011 3:34

Give it to him, speaking as a guy it can be really intimidating to ask a really cute girl for her number... and if you don't you're a **** BLOCKER for him and your friend nobody likes **** BLOCKERS!!! Or break sexist norms and tell a guy you're interested...

je_suis_fml 11

Sunday 11 September 2011 5:48

and nobody likes a punk ass bitch who's misleading... he **** blocked himself.

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 11 September 2011 6:09

i agree with everything except giving him the number. hes still a douche.

niplipsip 9

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:00

lol, 52, you say "**** BLOCKER" as if it were a bad thing. It's rather fun to be one, actually. Love blockin' those cocks.

leadman1989 15

Sunday 11 September 2011 16:47

Who knows maybe he asked for her number and then realized he had more in common with her friend? People hook each other up and network all the time you can't take everything to heart. If it were me and my friend had a chance at a really hot chick I would help him out. If you're re kind of guy who just has game to spare and no problem walking up to women then more power to ya but think a lot of guys on here are being judgmental and frankly disingenuous.