Work: Today, the satellite radio at work went on the fritz, playing...

By PunchingKennyLoggins - 15/03/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, the satellite radio at work went on the fritz, playing one song over and over. Management wouldn't turn it off, though, because then customers would miss out on all those upcoming-sale announcements that run intermittently. Meanwhile, I got to listen to "Footloose" for eight hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 16:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML

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By makeitstop - 02/12/2009 07:14 - Canada

Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML

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He's the boss

By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 00:00

Today, I lost my earbuds on the subway to work, so I had to listen to my boss's terrible music all day. FML

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By shit Music - 30/06/2016 07:32 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML

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By dontworrybehappy - 28/08/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML

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By Kris - 07/08/2011 20:37 - China

Today, at my workplace, a TV was installed just above my register at work which plays the same mind-numbingly awful 13 second ad on loop for the duration of our latest sale. The sale lasts for what are going to be three very long weeks. FML

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Definitely done that

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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By cocokiss410 - 28/07/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML

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By OweLotsaMoney - 05/09/2013 15:49 - United States

Today, I arrived at my college dorm. To help me sleep, I listened to my local radio from my phone. Little did I know, they turn off the wifi for part of the night, and hours of music were streamed onto my phone. Guess who now owes the phone company all my money. FML

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"If I could turn back time…"

By inappropes - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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Monikabug 9

Monday 15 March 2010 20:05

At least Footloose is a good tune! :)

Fminetoo 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:13

Coulda been the Jonas Brothers. : P

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AppleFlake 0

Monday 15 March 2010 22:02

Foot Loose? What the ****, that's rad! D:

5upernova 3

Monday 15 March 2010 22:32

It still does not beat how I listened to the same Valentine's Day CD for eight days in a row for five to seven hours a day at my previous job!

waywick 0

Monday 15 March 2010 22:33

did you kick off your Sunday shoes?

crackiebob 0

Monday 15 March 2010 22:34

quit then, what the **** is the problem

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Monday 15 March 2010 22:38

hahahaha lol

Princess_Zelda 0

Monday 15 March 2010 23:16

the government actually tortured terrorists by making them listen to the same song on repeat all day and not letting them sleep.

hotpinkdiamond 0

Monday 15 March 2010 23:33

I love that song! :)

iamgoofymovie 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:13

#52 ur saying money doesn't make happiness? cuz money buys sea doos and have u ever seen anyone not happy on a sea doo? try n not smile on a sea doo

goonie85 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:39

Dude, if you smile on a Sea Doo and you wipe out, you can DROWN. Trust me.

lortay2468_fml 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:23

u should even be thankful that it wasn't Miley Cyrus or Justin beiber

FriskyBison 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:02

Been working so hard!....

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