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i disagree, i think this is a perfect FML. if i had to listen to that shit on repeat for 8 hours i'd be saying "**** my life" too.
I know right? Moderator fail. If this is the only thing he/she has to complain about, then they either have no life or they need to count their blessings and brace themselves for whatever true FML moment that's coming.
You've obviously never been forced to deal with listening to horrible music over and over and over and over again. It's okay at first, but after a while you just want to smash the stereo. What's even worse is if you have to listen to music you love on constant repeat. Eventually, you'll come to associate that music with work, and come to hate it. Sucks!
Damn it all to hell, stupid iPhone that was "of" not "if"
#51 - "Today, AT WORK..."
probably work
why
dude, you're so right. if I hear one more story about some kid who pretends to have friends, I'm going to kill someone
99- I wouldn't be talking about dumb... Did you know that you are supposed to use 'an' instead of 'a' before FML. Think about it. And it's not FLM.
How can you "love" a singer if you haven't heard her SING?
sucks.. but you got paid for it at least
No kidding flyintonite. I agree. At my work I not only have annoy music i have to listen to all year long, literally, but (its a museum) in ones of the rooms there are really annoying loud buttons that go yee-haa and buzz when the answer is wrong. and little kids love to press them over and over.
Win.
I agree with 1, 5, & 6. I mean CTFU.
CTFU? What's the C?
Chut up! I mean, how do you not know what a fuckass is?
My education is obviously sorely lacking. I've never seen Donnie Darko.
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Whenever I hear those two, I just think of them big ol' ******* and can't help smiling and getting a boner. Dolly has nice ones, too. ;)
FML isn't a contest to see who has the worst life, it's a place to share funny stories about the bad things that happen to us. And personally I think it was way better before people brought their emo bullshit in here.