Health: Today, the school nurse called me in. She said she knew I was... - FML

By CharlieOrion - 04/05/2012 12:25 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, the school nurse called me in. She said she knew I was pregnant and she was worried about how it was affecting my grades. I'm not pregnant. Apparently I'm just stupid and fat. FML

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CharlieOrion 7

Friday 4 May 2012 22:21

Hey, I'm OP- and I'm really not that fat! I've just gained weight quickly, cause I'm stressed about exams... This didn't really help much!

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tidbits5197 28

Friday 4 May 2012 16:23

And then you got drunk, went to the liquor store, grabbed two cases of beer and urinated on a pregnancy test just to prove you were just fat. xD I could totally see how this FML and the last one go hand in hand

carmenm 6

Friday 4 May 2012 16:22

That's so wrong of your school nurse to just assume something like that.. Wtf

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jremy7 0

Tuesday 21 August 2012 8:28

LMAO!

doglover100 28

Friday 23 November 2012 16:02

You're not stupid OP.

Hiktmae 20

Tuesday 1 October 2013 3:52

That's wrong on so many levels. Your nurse needs to go to hell.

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