By CharlieOrion - 04/05/2012 12:25 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, the school nurse called me in. She said she knew I was pregnant and she was worried about how it was affecting my grades. I'm not pregnant. Apparently I'm just stupid and fat. FML
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CharlieOrion 7

Hey, I'm OP- and I'm really not that fat! I've just gained weight quickly, cause I'm stressed about exams... This didn't really help much!

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tidbits5197 28

And then you got drunk, went to the liquor store, grabbed two cases of beer and urinated on a pregnancy test just to prove you were just fat. xD I could totally see how this FML and the last one go hand in hand

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carmenm 6

That's so wrong of your school nurse to just assume something like that.. Wtf

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SLEinTN 7

How the hell does the nurse know about the grades? If the school was so worried about her, why wouldn't they contact the parents instead of discussing it with the school nurse? Just because OP says that she must be fat and stupid doesn't mean that she is fat and stupid. That is how the nurse made her feel with the inappropriate conversation.

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FlutterShyy 0

Yeah seriously the nurse shouldn't have any clue what op's grades are...she should call her parents and have them file a complaint. Op forget the nurse who sucks so bad she has to work at a high school.

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BananaTroll 0

Well you are....

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MDTeddy 13

The nurse is the stupid one. She doesn't know so she had no right to say she did. I hate people who try to invade your personal life and say false information.

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tj4234 35

Welcome to the UK and our highly judgmental society. A 16 year old girl who I work with quite often comes into my work with a baby. Every-time she does, the customers always stare at her and make comments under their breath. The baby is her nephew.

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KitaBrah 0

Karma is gonna get the nurse good! Lol

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CharlieOrion 7

Hey, I'm OP- and I'm really not that fat! I've just gained weight quickly, cause I'm stressed about exams... This didn't really help much!

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CharlieOrion 7

Check out my badges, I'm the real deal.

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hilary56 0

Pretty sure you're the "real deal" since the comments highlighted yellow… :p

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LemonLolly 10

I figured it was stress. It happens

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deransc 19

Sounds like the nurse was trying to be helpful. Awkward tho lol

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kittykat1501 31

112 I see them in blue

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THE_A_TEEN 27

HAHA, pathetic troll who lives in his mums basement, masturbates while fantasizing about his ficticious girlfriend, and unemployed.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Who also failed to read OP's comment above you, claiming she's not fat. Dumbass...

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