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By catlesslady - 31/08/2017 15:31 - South Africa - Westville

Today, the street I live in has a group chat for updates. Someone mentioned a cat being knocked down at the top of our road. I'd recently lost mine and thought how awful it would be for the owner to see it left there. Wanting to help, I went to go pick it up and it was my other cat. FML

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farmerjoe258 19

Saturday 2 September 2017 11:00

Ah that's terrible! Sorry to hear

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Saturday 2 September 2017 11:00

Ah that's terrible! Sorry to hear

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