Miscellaneous: Today, the war against the pigeons on my veranda reached a new...

By Kilimanjaro - 03/04/2012 04:41 - France

Today, the war against the pigeons on my veranda reached a new level. To try and get them to clear off, I gave my window pane a short, sharp knock. It broke into several shards, and not one of the totally oblivious birds moved. Pigeons 1, Me 0. FML

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randomkayx3 11

Tuesday 3 April 2012 11:48

"Haha, that idiotic human thinks he can get rid of us. Bitch, please."

BelleIsa_fml 6

Tuesday 3 April 2012 11:45

Pigeons vs Human: to be continued...

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PurpleKicks 22

Saturday 21 April 2012 0:19

pigeons = flying rats

ohmybobbert 16

Wednesday 23 May 2012 11:05

one of the funniest fml's i've read so far.

Missy612 14

Wednesday 26 September 2012 7:04

Pigeons are MONSTERS.

ronski 41

Sunday 13 January 2013 7:19

That was a bird brain idea

martinez121797 15

Thursday 7 March 2013 5:53

Just a fail

colton_colton 49

Thursday 16 January 2014 3:44

Bb guns?

bazzzinga 23

Friday 3 April 2015 16:35

The birds are out to get you

brndnjtkn 15

Sunday 7 June 2015 9:28

Sorry to hear about them being a pain...

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