By Kilimanjaro - 03/04/2012 04:41 - France

Today, the war against the pigeons on my veranda reached a new level. To try and get them to clear off, I gave my window pane a short, sharp knock. It broke into several shards, and not one of the totally oblivious birds moved. Pigeons 1, Me 0. FML
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randomkayx3 11

"Haha, that idiotic human thinks he can get rid of us. Bitch, please."

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andy4766 1

Get a plastic owl. The pigeons are scared of owls.

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Namenlos_fml 20

Well, in the name of resilient optimism, at least you now have plenty of sharp pieces of glass to stab the jaded birdies with.

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wdd2 5

Buy a spray bottle, it works on cats and dogs

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hunteer9 5

Get a gun, that's what I would do or actually do if the birds piss me off enough, pump bb gun gets rid of them pretty damn quick. He'll my neighbor shoots the jays with a 22 all the time.

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ManUrLifeSucks 1

Pellet or Airsoft gun!!!

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noodleyhead 7

Actually its Pigeons 1, You -1, but who's counting?

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mrmerino 0

The big Bang Theory.

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HaykamNation 8

Could be worse... The birds could've flown inside through the 'open' window.

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kimg0885 23

Get a cat.we had the same problem , until I got bob my cat,then all if the pigeons I would see we're in pieces

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maxamus951852 3

52_ Rob Dyrdek tried the falcon.. it just flew away lmao

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