Miscellaneous: Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel,...

By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 14:17 - Canada

Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel, so I put on 3 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, 2 winter coats, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat and a scarf. Once outside, I was told to go back inside because the job was done. FML

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By Raw - 25/01/2017 14:00

Today, I shoveled snow at work. I had to because my co-workers refused to "get sick." I told my co-workers if anyone needs me, just tell them I'm shoveling snow. Our boss asked for me and they said that I left without punching. This also happened when I went out to water the flowers in the summer. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2015 01:24 - United States - Rochester

Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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By fail - 19/01/2014 20:35 - United States

Today, my parents left early in the morning to run some errands, and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway for them while they were out. An hour later, they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML

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By frozen solid - 06/01/2014 02:04 - United States - Allentown

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

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Grateful

By Anonymous - 18/12/2020 01:08 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my mom made me shovel our long driveway, as it had just snowed a couple of inches. It took me two and half hours to finish. She came out and said, "Wow, is this really the best you can do?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2019 14:00

Today, while working at a grocery store, I spent about 30 minutes pushing carts inside in a blizzard. Not even 10 minutes after I had finished, I looked out the window and saw that not only had the snow completely stopped, but the sun was shining. FML

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Frozen

By ohno. - 19/08/2009 08:44 - Canada

Today, while washing the dishes at work I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so, the door closed behind me, so naturally I pushed it, only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelled to my manager for 10 minutes before help came. FML

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By ColderThanCold - 15/03/2019 00:00

Today, the company that was supposed to clear our apartment's parking lot never showed up. I almost got frostbite in my fingers trying to shovel someone's car out since my gloves got soaking wet. FML

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silencedistant 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 19:06

I'm in Ontario too, and wow what a blizzard we are getting today, eh?!

KrazieKleo 13

Thursday 19 January 2012 19:08

It's the thought that counts anyways...:)

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Okayitwasme 0

Friday 20 January 2012 8:56

Go and help a neighbor next time.

kelis_fml 0

Friday 20 January 2012 9:58

FYL because you got out of working? Does not compute!

cristian15 3

Friday 20 January 2012 13:28

you forgot the shoes

MommaSmurf 0

Friday 20 January 2012 14:39

At least you got out of having to shovel snow. ;)

hamsmum 2

Friday 20 January 2012 16:54

Procrastination like a pro.

top2bottomHBK 0

Friday 20 January 2012 16:55

Your soon to be the wrist girlfriend ever

ilovedinosawers 17

Friday 20 January 2012 20:17

Wow your life really sucks. You didnt even have to work. OH NO

alinka_fml 0

Friday 20 January 2012 21:52

this is either fake or you are messed in the head. who wears two winter coats!?

cebl 2

Saturday 21 January 2012 2:14

WTF I live in Alaska and it's 20 below right now and we don't even have to wear that much. Oh, for future reference, shoveling is hard work and makes you sweat anyways, so...