Animals: Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find...

By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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By hantavirus - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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Roasted

By Whitley - 04/11/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML

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Poor Despereaux

By Squeak - 06/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Bragg

Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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Community cat squad

By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML

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Tasty smell test failed

By Teen Idol - 14/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Lansing

Today, after a week of wondering why my room smelled terrible, I found the culprit: a moldy sandwich I'd hidden under my bed during a movie night to avoid sharing it with my brother. I don’t know what’s worse - the smell or the fact that I was outsmarted by a sandwich. FML

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Stuart?

By Tea_baggins - 06/08/2013 04:01 - Australia - Rozelle

Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML

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LM308 fried

By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 21:17 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML

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By spenmy - 13/06/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, it was a little colder than it should be for this time of year, and as a result I was using the heater in my car. Apparently within the last four months, a mouse managed to make his way into my heater vent and die. I can not get the smell of death out of my car. FML

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sovetskiy 8

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:11

Was it cooking inside the toaster? Or had it just crawled in and died?

wdfcrystal 6

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:12

I think it's time to get a new toaster.

Comments

greeneyebeauty9 28

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:26

oohh, poor mouse! maybe it's time for a new toaster..

olpally 32

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:35

The brave little toaster doesn't like rats...

olpally 32

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:38

Oops.. *mouse

TotallyAradical 14

Thursday 25 October 2012 1:06

mice*

olpally 32

Thursday 25 October 2012 1:26

*asshat >:)

tappm98 22

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:39

atleast you didn't decide to make some toast for breakfast!

U_GotitDude 18

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:41

It had a death wish lol

dredkin 5

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:44

Deadmau5

CuriousAlien 7

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:49

Lol. how the hell did it even get in there.

sougstad 7

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:56

Tastes great dipped in fondue! Who needs a cat when you have a toaster!!!!!

perdix 29

Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:02

That's what happens when you don't leggo of Noor's Eggo. Oh, she seems nice, but don't mess with her around the toaster, or you will end up paying the ultimate price (your own box of Eggo's around $4 seems reasonable all of a sudden.)