Insects and Animals: Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole...

By BearGrillz - 17/08/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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Bedlam

By Snow-White - 04/07/2014 00:27 - United Kingdom - Wilmslow

Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML

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Wasps, what the **** do they want?

By Owie - 23/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2016 12:24 - United States - Houston

Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML

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Invasion

By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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Oh no…

By OhWait - 23/10/2015 00:18 - United States - Schenectady

Today, after six weeks of dealing with various exterminators, my roommate and I were about to toast to what we were told was a wasp-free room. That's when we noticed several much smaller wasps flying around. Not only is our wasp problem not solved, but our room is a wasp breeding ground. FML

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Fixing a hole

By NOT THE BEES - 15/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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Living in a treehouse?

By Outandaway - 27/08/2023 20:00

Today, I was gently awoken by my daylight alarm clock. So were about 15 wasps that had started building their nest underneath my bed. FML

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LOLYLIF 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 7:59

I would've flipped the **** out. Looks like you need an exterminator now.

Arcterion 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:08

Silly BearGrillz. WHERE IS YOUR SURVIVAL TRAINING NOW, HUH?!

Comments

fawfulster 11

Tuesday 18 August 2009 22:16

#59 you're a genius!

woah_dang_baby_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:41

Ew :( i would have flipped out. i hate wasps!

Tsumetai_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:00

ah you showed your fear of them, that you must not do, trying to kill em only pissed them off. i can get rid of wasps easily, they like me for some reason, my mom once tried moving a birdhouse from near our front door but it was full of wasps, she tossed it onto the lawn and it landed face down. i went outside picked it up and put it in a corner of the yard, then i caught the wasps still buzzing angerly by the door with my bare hands and showed them the new location of their nest. i have never been stung by a wasp or a bee, i like bees they are not as grumpy.

metalmanx12 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:10

YDI for not thinking they go the way the spray goes. ******* moron

skullwaste 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:21

i ******* HATE wasps. i feel SOOOOO sorry fo ryou!

tangerine_12 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 0:15

ugh that ******* sucks man. i hate wasps ever since one accidentally got stuck in my hair, lololol. but whatever that really sucks for you, but you shoulda realized that, i mean its common sense.