By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 05:31 - United States

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Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
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JenDanielle917 13

Guys want sex with a girl, not Darth Vader.

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TylerOMFG 7

Lol. Isn't it usually the guy getting steamy with it?

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maphineRAWRS 10

Calorie wise, isnt it almost close.... If you have.. Vigorous sex for a very, very long time? Haha

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OhLohd111 11

*raises hand high and proud*

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BostonBruinsFan 8

*Raises hand for no reason, with all reason on Earth and in the Universe*

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

*raises a C-c-combo breaker*

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BostonBruinsFan 8

*Actually raises a big BONER!! With PRIDE*

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NateSkye 3

5 hours then went and hung out and came back later to put in another hour then took her home

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linkinpark98 23

It's okay, now when you decide you want to actually join a marathon, you'll already be prepared!

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redbluegreen 40

-twitch- It's breathe not breath. Can a mod fix this maybe?

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PlaySpades 21

What does he want you to do.... just lie there silently?

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twisted_cherub 14

Give silence a try, OP. Teach him a lesson. No matter how good it is, don't make a sound.

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RedPillSucks 31

With her luck, he's into necrophilia

25 3
hisgirlherboy 5

no a perv would love the heavy breathing stuff

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SecretMe00 5

Tell her that. Communicate.

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perdix 29

She's plenty loud. One word: Anal ;)

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