Love: Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months...

By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

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By ollie - 26/09/2018 13:30

Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML

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By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

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By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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By cheezmaster - 16/12/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

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By KalaKa - 20/12/2014 20:45 - United States

Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML

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By anonymous - 28/12/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2021 01:59 - United States - Weehawken

Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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WikedWaffle 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:47

Dude be happy cheese is amazing!!!!!!!

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:49

Was it very cheesy ?

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Roland2124 8

Saturday 27 August 2011 1:36

But was the message a "Gouda" one

Chrome_09 6

Saturday 27 August 2011 2:59

why cheese?!?!

LittleTornado99 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 17:25

Your life sucks. Maybe you should wear a cheese costume.

TrollinYourMom14 3

Saturday 27 August 2011 23:49

Velveeta can make a woman to crazy things...

NikkaIraKate 1

Sunday 28 August 2011 6:38

I feel you OP. But may I ask she compared you to cheese?!?! o.0

Carriiee_fml 3

Sunday 28 August 2011 20:16

Thats Just Crazy, Did You Read It All?

xkristinannx 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 20:47

Cheese is pretty great

jayaysee 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 2:34

How'd she get ur number and why don't u just change it if Shes "stalkin" u !?

HammerBro 5

Wednesday 31 August 2011 3:07

She most definitely wants your Pepper Jack :P

hurtandabused 7

Thursday 6 October 2011 23:31

Ur being stalked by eurkal

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