By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 06:24 - United Arab Emirates

Today, this guy I've been "seeing" for a year said he didn't want to share my birthday with me because he doesn't want us to get serious. FML
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perdix 29

He was probably busy with his wife and kids that day.

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rizzkiyoshi 19

ydi for not realizing you're just a booty call

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Jimboom 11

Seeing how it is Dubai I guess "seeing" is in quotations because it's hard to tell who you are with in one of them full length burka's?

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FMyLifeCereal 0

Her persistence can lead only to stoning. And not in the fun "let's get lit and watch Tron way" either.

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WorkThatButt 2

You should really Google Dubai... I don't think you know what it really is :x

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rizzkiyoshi 19

ydi for not realizing you're just a booty call

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brokedownvw 0

YDI for "seeing" an a-hole for that long and not realizing it.

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xoCOURTNIEox 0

run him over in your car :) problem solved

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jamjenni2774 0

you don't need some one like that in your life

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FMyLifeCereal 0

When she only "sees" him at the bus stop each morning. You can infer quite a bit from the words people put in quotes.

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ghadir 2

im assuming the OP is Muslim and by writing "seeing," she doesn't actually mean dating cuz its against the religion. so he doesnt wanna get serious cuz he wants to stay faithful to his religion...idk im muslim so thats what i thought esp cuz theyre from Dubai haha

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b_anhero 0

ill share it with you. gimme 2300-0430 and half the gifts. msg me for address; nsa time/presents.

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zemo999 0

If your getting the milk, why buy the cow???

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Schizomaniac 24

Did you really just compare a woman to a cow?

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h2opoloplaya 0

she acctually only sees his face book profile picture everyday and just now she got up the courage to friend him which started this wall to wall about her birthday. this is John burgundy signing out. stay classy San Diego

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