Health: Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose... - FML

By mwja - 26/02/2011 22:59 - France

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

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By Nick - 11/02/2010 18:35 - United States

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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By TLJ321 - 18/05/2012 07:41

Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML

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By delicious - 06/01/2016 03:05 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML

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By Discipl - 28/10/2014 03:00 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML

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By negativesoup - 10/11/2016 18:44

Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML

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By Etta - 04/03/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunch time, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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By yankesik - 03/01/2016 22:42 - Poland - Kalisz

Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML

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By All the ills - 15/02/2016 20:32 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML

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SirEBC 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:22

I feel like there should be a "*Takes off sunglasses*" before the last sentence.

MsSoulReaper 27

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:06

That sucks OP but you'll be alright :P no worries!

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SarahStarzz 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:06

haha YDI :P

MsSoulReaper 27

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:06

That sucks OP but you'll be alright :P no worries!

Hal0kittyable 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:06

Ouch...maybe you shouldn't eat that anymore...

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:17

Give up good food because of a bloody nose?! I think nott.

philpip 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:20

Nicely worded! ;D

TheWazBe 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 7:27

I actually shat my asshole out? Is that correct? Just wondering.

Adamantoise 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:04

Maybe it wasn't the food. A spontaneous nose bleed, perhaps.

insanesna1l 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 11:38

nose bleeds can be caused by spicy foods or exertion during exercise

crazytoaster 2

Sunday 27 February 2011 13:10

Dibbs on 'A Fountain of Blood' as a band name!

DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Sunday 27 February 2011 14:00

10 - How much weight did you lose after you shat your asshole out?

devilcb 5

Monday 28 February 2011 13:37

that's why you don't snort ramen

OtakuKev 7

Monday 25 November 2013 10:08

Oh please, it wasn't the noodles that gave him the nose bleed, he just happened to see something perverted whilst eating those noodles xD

piiing 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:12

take pics, bloody pics are hot.

Jammy01jams 2

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:21

uuhh WTF is wrong with you?

Taz_the_Spaz 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 7:35

No, what is wrong with you?!? Everyone gets turnee on by bloody pics.

milakitty21 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 8:26

actually I'm more turned on by your icon picture.

ComTlancy 12

Sunday 27 February 2011 13:20

are you referencing that FML about the guy what had a blood nose, dripped his blood onto a knife, took photos of it and now has to see the school shrink? if yes, nicely done.

you_failed 15

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:13

Oooh that sounds lovely! :) Just kidding but that's not good. :| FYL OP.

drzhottie148 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:13

Trying to add a diffrent taste to it huh

rlet 1

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:21

thats crazy what did u do with the bowl?? eat the noodles or hit your nose with it lol

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:24

that's revolting...

sarabraun8 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:42

gotta get that checked out

FMLPanda89 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 6:33

what if it's a STD. :O

creamcheese724 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 7:49

he has herpes..herpes hates hot food

randomaccess745 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 7:52

tell that to science! maybe the cure for herpes is jalepeños. you should test this by pouring hot sauce on your genitals.

Suchagoonnn 4

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:40

that would feel... warm. hot sauce doesnt burn your **** dude

odexy 12

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:46

Your life is ****** because you got a nose bleed? Sure.

afdude87 6

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:00

I was thinkin the same thing..

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