Fake it til you make it

By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
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maz255 10

wht does screaming have to do with being at a party? do people just scream out at random?

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cross3 3

agreed lmfao  ydi for being weird lmfao

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liquidfireKAN 0

yeah I doubt they even cared.. That was a pretty stupid thing to do...

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dirtyblond 4

YDI for being selfish & not inviting anyone else over!

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Jizwold 0

ydi for wanting to have a party. just get high by urself and then go **** ur girlfriend it's basically the same experience but without all ur shit being broken and a hangover

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redbluegreen 40

You're so vain, you probably think this comment is about you.

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a_girl_i_know 0

Mike Posner song reference?

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AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Mike Posner song reference? Wow... just... no. I was going to go off on a tangent about 12 year olds but according to your profile you're 23. You have no excuse. FOR SHAME!!!

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a_girl_i_know 0

please explain what was so wrong with my comment

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

haha mike posner..... good one. Carly Simon ftw

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a_girl_i_know 0

well I'm sorry I guess? He just has a song that contains a similar line.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

it's ok it's not your fault, it's society's fault.

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redbluegreen 40

It's actually more or less the same line, but I was quoting Carly Simon's 'You're So Vain' from 1972.

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rallets 22

you think youre cooler than me

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maz255 10

wht does screaming have to do with being at a party? do people just scream out at random?

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CommonSenseKarma 17

Think about it, maz. Just sit back and think a looonng little think...

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Laughing_Cow 0

why can't they just whisper

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SassiestLemon 2

57- Exactly, then everybody could be stoned in peace.

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Skoff_fml 27

All the best parties are full of screamers

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bugmefmlnotnow 7

YDI YDI; You deserve it you dumb idiot.

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SassiestLemon 2

6- You're so right, you stupid, stupid face.

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oooKiLLaHooo 0

wow..ydi for being so pathetic..maybe if you spent more time trying to get friends than pretending to have friends, then you'd actually have some.

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iluffmcrandbvb 1

haha i love ur profile pic

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Littlemiss__LOL 0

Agreed. Maybe you should spend less time pretending to have friends, and go out and actually make some.

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a_girl_i_know 0

You're that desperate? That's just sad

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thatnucca 36

I was going to ask if you screamed that loud during sex too, but with the above-stated desperate antics, I hardly doubt if those bushes down there aren't still filled with squirrels... Smh! YDI!

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jimmyjamesyall 4

Wow, exactly none of that made sense. You're the worst person there is, except for OP.

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Littlemiss__LOL 0

He should get an eviction notice!!

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denvan 0

Wow I hope you're blow up doll wasn't traumatized

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BahahahLOL 0

beryd likes it up the butt

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Andie94Claudia 0

lmao right! poor doll!

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