By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML
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Davros 12

I've always wondered if birds purposely aim for us then meet up in tree somewhere giving each other high 5's like "OH, did you see that guys face"?!

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John Nemeth 14

Ben “use the force bird..” Guy on communications “You’ve turned off your targeting computer bird... is something wrong?” Bird “I’ve got this”.....

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Davros 12

I've always wondered if birds purposely aim for us then meet up in tree somewhere giving each other high 5's like "OH, did you see that guys face"?!

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real life problems 26

So wipe it off and get in? You can climb in from the other side also

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Cali 54

If it's in the keyhole he can't just wipe it off... Maybe he could force it out with a power washer?

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John Nemeth 14

Ben “use the force bird..” Guy on communications “You’ve turned off your targeting computer bird... is something wrong?” Bird “I’ve got this”.....

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Kruxon 11

Today a bird aimed for my head but I dodged so the shit landed on my bag.. now I have to cleaner it off..FML

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