Animals: Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night...

By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By grann - 15/03/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML

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Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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From a great height

By Anonymous - 08/05/2021 21:59

Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML

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By baconman86 - 03/10/2010 22:24 - United States

Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to dry out because they were sopping wet. When I went to check them later on, they were still wet. And soaked in bird poop. FML

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By seagull hater - 09/07/2012 15:44 - United States - San Diego

Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out, a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out, but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML

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By hot coffee - 12/07/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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Soaked

By Anonymous - 08/06/2024 22:00 - Australia - Wacol

Today, I got into my car to go to work and discovered that my seat, seat-belt, door, and all the electronics in the door were wet. Apparently I hadn't wound the window all the way up, and it rained last night. I'm now sitting at my desk typing this with a wet bum. FML

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By Username - 28/05/2010 06:20 - France

Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2018 13:30

Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML

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Kickinchicken213 3

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:01

Man these FMLs just keep getting better and better! YDI for the rain incident however the bird droppings were totally uncalled for. This would be a 'put both arms in the air, look to the heavens and scream "whyyy???"' moment in my book.

Bobrogue 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:52

The rain your fault, the random bird not your fault.

Comments

elfuzzo 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:50

ydi for owning a car with a sunroof

lizzilla8297 2

Thursday 10 June 2010 21:02

totally a YDI. sorry man, you totally had that coming.

mrlopez 13

Sunday 4 September 2011 10:48

Ditto the sunroof reply

DeadPixel4 29

Wednesday 9 April 2014 12:33

Somehow it's a YDI because that's the type of car he likes? Jackasses

n1125 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:51

that is ur fault

kylek61294 1

Monday 6 June 2011 4:33

*That is your fault.

Fruit_Dealer 9

Monday 5 December 2011 0:09

So when someone gets out and gets sniped by a bird its his fault? No. Its no-one's fault. The world is a combination of atoms in a random order. There's no "fault", no "bad" or "good". Just random.

Bobrogue 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:52

The rain your fault, the random bird not your fault.

kylek61294 1

Monday 6 June 2011 4:36

*The rain was your fault. The random bird was not your fault.

nautical 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:00

hahahahahhhah gutter. isn't that supposed to be good luck anyway?

Kickinchicken213 3

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:01

hahaha6 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:07

#5, it seems he shouldnt do that, with his luck a 2nd bird would flying over, lol

kylek61294 1

Monday 6 June 2011 4:40

*It seems like he shouldn't do that. With his luck, a second bird would fly over.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:13

#5 & 6, LOL. But wow, if you heard the rain I'd check on my car, if I could drive and had a car w/ a sun roof. but then again that was how I was raised, sides the fact I'm really forgetful. That sucks. I bet your ass i still wet.

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:14

#7, they might have folded the towel, works well if you do that. Also makes you look taller. =] This is a mix of FYL and YDI.... Not sure which one to pick.