By Wtf - 13/02/2018 03:56 - Australia - Peakhurst

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up at 2am to find my desk on fire. Thinking I'd forgotten a lit candle, I threw water to extinguish the flames. It turns out it was the reflection of the streetlight through the window. My laptop is ruined. FML
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Glowworm56 26

It's think before you drink, not drink before you think.

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Dave_Davington 33

Needless to say, you were even more shitfaced than a gay man's condom.

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Dave_Davington 33

Needless to say, you were even more shitfaced than a gay man's condom.

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Glowworm56 26

It's think before you drink, not drink before you think.

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RichardPencil 30

Invite your homeowner’s insurance agent over for drinks and claim you lost your laptop in a fire. Hopefully, they’ll be drunk enough to agree to pay!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Have you tried rebooting your laptop? It might do the trick.

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Glowworm56 26

How about rebooting your brain too while you're at it?

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tounces7 27

Why was this downvoted so much? It's a corny joke referring to "technical support", yes, but that's it.

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DanielleinDC 33

Anything that involves heavy drinking is an automatic YDI.

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S6eyrkkht 12

standing there, sobering up... staring at your laptop like a stroke victims cum face frozen in time!

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i8cake 12

no amount of rice can save you from your inibriated judgement!

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Bubbilility 27

Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the hottest laptop of them all? Not you.

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tounces7 27

"Today, after a night of heavy drinking" You know, I really only had to read this far before clicking "YDI".

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

"Today, after a night of heavy drinking." Instant YDI.

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