By Anonymous - 01/02/2018 19:00

Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML
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pjsr 32

Don’t worry; keep smoking and before long your face will look wrinkled and yellowed. You’ll be able to get the Seniors Discount long before you’re eligible. Score!

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QueenSaru 28

I get carded regularly for lottery (18) and booze (19) and I'm 34. Some people are babyfaced, and also a lot of people such as myself suck at telling ages. I could look at someone and go, "Yep... they're maybe between 14 and 45, who knows."

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neuronerd 28

Don't worry! If you keep smoking, you won't look young much longer.

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Meala Skobeleva 5

socialism doesn't work on communist block, flying sharks at it and start over

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Tim Carver 9

take your ID to the court date... end of problem

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James Thompson 8

You didn’t get arrested unless you did something else. You won’t even get arrested for underage drinking in most states. It’s just a ticket. Besides, all you have to do is take your ID and the ticket to the court house and it’ll be dismissed. Bit of a hassle but no big deal.

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copperlund 14

Take it as a compliment, you look youthful!

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lukey101 23

Where in the world is it an arrestable offence to smoke underage??? Let alone police who can't tell a 30 year-old is old enough to make their own stupid decisions...

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boopingsnoot 24

I know a way to avoid this problem in the future, and save money at the same time! There's actually a second way to do so, if you own a cheese grater and no desire to ever date anyone.

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thekidneythief 7

that's what you get for purposely destroying your organs. people like my brother & i who are born with genetic organ failure hate to see people who do that shit to themselves. it's so hard to get organs & its such a painful life with organ failure

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Saffron Nightshade 12

What kind of shitty cop doesn't get ID before making an arrest like that?

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