By cat cat - 13/07/2018 01:30

Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
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interesting33 36

if it doesn't stop bleeding after a while like 30mins then I would recommend seeing a doctor

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Zekfen 17

Coat his underwear in icy hot. He will be out of commission all day.

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d3rpb0t 10

I know the dentist says to floss once a day, but this is ridiculous. Hopefully you get sweet revenge for this.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

i hope you knocked him out brother or no brother he needs to learn

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lucasj23 11

I'm curious as to why you had to be brave to wear s thong.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

I have known some people who are absolutely convinced that only ****** wear skimpy panties like thongs. On the opposite side of that I have known people who are worried that someone will think they are a ***** if they are wearing a thong. I have known people who feel that larger people should not wear a thong and if they do they should be shamed for it (I disagreed). And while I've never personally known anyone like this, I also know that there exist in the world people who hear that you are willing to wear a thong and then want to spend forever lecturing you on why that is bad for your health. So it is possible that the OP was concerned that someone would either be able to see that they are wearing a thong (either by accidental whale tail or by lack of panty lines) and was concerned they would be judged for it.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

I have known some people who are absolutely convinced that only ****** wear skimpy panties like thongs. On the opposite side of that I have known people who are worried that someone will think they are a ***** if they are wearing a thong. I have known people who feel that larger people should not wear a thong and if they do they should be shamed for it (I disagreed). And while I've never personally known anyone like this, I also know that there exist in the world people who hear that you are willing to wear a thong and then want to spend forever lecturing you on why that is bad for your health. So it is possible that the OP was concerned that someone would either be able to see that they are wearing a thong (either by accidental whale tail or by lack of panty lines) and was concerned they would be judged for it.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

If the second post doesn't disappear, I apologize for its existence. I have no idea why it double posted.

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Charlie Given 26

Revenge a dish best served with a atomic wedgie the little bastard.

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Kyliej96 6

Thong wedgies are the worst! By brother never gave me one but I got them from friends a few times. I can relate

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