Holidays: Today, travelling in China, I was told to write a wish on a ribbon...

By Lying - 24/07/2014 06:09 - China - Shenzhen

Today, travelling in China, I was told to write a wish on a ribbon attached to a stone, and then throw it into a tree. The higher the wish lands, the greater the chance that it’ll come true. My wish landed in a trashcan. FML

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RememberSchlitz 9

Wednesday 25 May 2016 17:45

You wished the world had less litter in it, didn't you?

lovebooks07 15

Wednesday 25 May 2016 18:07

Maybe the higher forces granted it so quickly that it could be thrown away already

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sherri_baby88 36

Wednesday 25 May 2016 23:14

Harsh OP. But if wishes were horses even beggars would ride. Maybe try again some other time. The powers that be might not be so busy.

Grisha_fml 18

Thursday 26 May 2016 4:46

well that sounds like it dramatically diminishes your chances of getting your wish... :(

RubeusSwagrid 11

Thursday 26 May 2016 9:44

It's trash can, not trash cannot. Keep your dreams of being a litter picker alive!!

Weasel14 8

Saturday 28 May 2016 1:26

at least it didn't crash a plane

Lazy34 7

Saturday 28 May 2016 14:26

Hopefully you at least got a good laugh out of the situation.

ritzkets 12

Sunday 29 May 2016 18:01

at least it got a nice arc

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