Health: Today, trying to be cute, my boyfriend threw a snowball at me....

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 07:09 - United States

Today, trying to be cute, my boyfriend threw a snowball at me. This would have been fine had it not been hard enough to break my glasses. As a college student, I have to choose between eating for the next two weeks or replacing them. FML

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By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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Fun times

By Anonymous - 17/02/2022 15:59

Today, I learned never to try a jump-scare prank on my boyfriend. Apparently, his instinct when suddenly scared isn’t to jump or scream like a baby, it’s to throw a blind punch. Luckily, he missed but he broke my glasses by knocking them off my nose and now he won’t stop apologising. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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Cough up

By cain001 - 04/01/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML

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Bad day for glasses

By Anonymous - 09/10/2022 10:00

Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 09:43 - Canada

Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 01:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, after spending a lot of money on photo shoots to build up my portfolio, I finally got an offer from a modelling agency. I ran outside to tell my parents, only for my brother to hurl an iced snowball straight into my face. I now have a huge gash over my cheek and nose. FML

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Help!

By nuerrotticc - 06/01/2011 08:58

Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML

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lilwhtboybrandon 0

Monday 10 January 2011 12:12

make him pay lol

Angel_Vice 0

Monday 10 January 2011 12:12

I'm sure he wouldn't mind at least helping you pay to replace them. Otherwise, just eat all his food. :)

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hateevryone 14

Monday 27 June 2011 20:37

make him pay for it. he did it

VeraJK 12

Thursday 7 July 2011 6:30

I'd say get them fixed. I got kicked in the face once and mine broke but i got them fixed and now they're fine.

BeibertSmitor 10

Tuesday 27 September 2011 7:44

Kiss your boyfriend, then tell him he is buying you food for the next 2 weeks or he isn't getting a kiss or anything for 2 weeks.

BFMV1225 7

Thursday 29 November 2012 4:55

Lunch on him? XD

laurens123 6

Friday 19 April 2013 8:30

Replace them, just eat Ramen Noodles for the next 2 weeks they're cheap!

mgswo2016 6

Friday 11 September 2015 5:31

Well, if you buy new glasses you'll be able to see the food you scavenge from the dumpster

theroxors19 12

Thursday 29 October 2015 16:02

as a person who is overprotective of their glasses, FYL

Mra5275 8

Wednesday 25 May 2016 1:14

Is your boyfriend the Hulk?

Azazel166 9

Sunday 6 November 2016 17:46

go to Walmart and get a 50$ pair and eat ramen for 2 weeks

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