Fun times

By Anonymous - 17/02/2022 15:59

Today, I learned never to try a jump-scare prank on my boyfriend. Apparently, his instinct when suddenly scared isn’t to jump or scream like a baby, it’s to throw a blind punch. Luckily, he missed but he broke my glasses by knocking them off my nose and now he won’t stop apologising. FML
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cuz803 44

1. He didn't really miss if he "knocked your glasses off your nose". He grazed you but you luckily avoided a concussive blow 2. YDI for triggering his fight-flight instincts. Prank more carefully in the future, ma'am

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Gairas 8

Yeah that’s all on you. Fight or Flight is a heck of an instinct and it will hurt like heck if you get fight. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

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cuz803 44

1. He didn't really miss if he "knocked your glasses off your nose". He grazed you but you luckily avoided a concussive blow 2. YDI for triggering his fight-flight instincts. Prank more carefully in the future, ma'am

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Gairas 8

Yeah that’s all on you. Fight or Flight is a heck of an instinct and it will hurt like heck if you get fight. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

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Justkidding100 41

did this to a friend of mine. luckily I was able to open my fist before I punched her. Still shoved her hard to the ground though. remember flight OR fight. some fight

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

Yeah not a science or anything but men do generally have more fight than flight really lol

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